Monkeys Fist

German Bight, Shirley? I am firmly in the Forties this weekend.

I'll have a drink or six in her honour.

Hog Roast/Spit Roast. Pig fat/Man fat.

Can't play that on my phone for some reason.

Just heard a song called Shelter by a lass , Birdy. No idea who she is but what a voice. Tried to find it on YouTube without much joy.

Or does he

I ♥ Cocks … I just love it that this mong has no choice but to log in with that username. Seething.

See your avatar, is Joe goading the drummer by giving it some Bon Jovi? " Lay your Hands on me...."

Top mood. Kids booked on tomorrow night for sleepover at Granny Fist's, table booked at Forest Hall's finest Indian, new batteries bought for the Mandingo Ramrod, lie in on Sunday. Be a great weekend if I didn't have be at 5.30 tomorrow for FECKING graft.

This one?

Did you fuck it?

The Daft Squib will be damp the neet! http://www.metoffice.gov.uk/weather/uk/nw/...st_weather.html Ooyah!

She had a name you know You still would though, right? Though I'm ashamed to say it fascinates me aswell as completely disgusts me!!

Tis

A filthy old strumpet from Limerick Had insatiable cravings for Dog Dick, She arranged for a mutt To shoot muck up her butt But the jizz, in a whizz, made her dead quick.

*furiously scans t'interweb for witty reply. Gives up, reverts to type and posts dog's knob pic. *

Size doesn't matter. It was an anaphylactic cock.

Stick to photography

check the connections. Yeah I've wiggled everything!! Snakehips has just fainted. I cannot reply with the winky smiley as I have no options!! Just an empty box.........and NO that is not a Euphemism! Empty box? Christ woman, you'll kill him at this rate

Geremi was captain for a while Ah, wasn't sure if was "official", or just given the band for a few games. But you're right. He was. Cheers

check the connections. Yeah I've wiggled everything!! Snakehips has just fainted.

New Telly is also on the cards chez Fist. Might just have to get a new PS3 to go with it.

Eco TV. It's the way forward TR

The ambulance crew could have easily saved her if they'd given her a glass of Alsatian jizz. Hair of the dog and that.