Monkeys Fist

*you're* illiterate sister fucker.

He'd be shoving sweaty fistfulls into his pockets the discount whore-loving, spitting-in-burgers little oik. Not if I made him do it in the nip. I'd pay him whatever he could fit up there.

He stayed at my grandfolks' house once . FACT . Now that's magic!

What if the concept of money become extinct in 1000yrs KSA? You'd wake up a regular Joe. I'd rather stay in the present and act the twat. I'd give Kevin a job for life btw. After converting my money into £1 coins, stored in my own vault naturally, I'd introduce Kev to his job… "Count it. All of it. " Interest payments deposited weekly in 50p bits too.

You could buy your sis an actual Asda for her birthday.

I refer you to my previous answer

Aaaaanyway… three of our lot arrested for pitch incursion , what about the Darlington lot who were kicking fuck out of their own steward? They getting slapped wrists?

I think I speak for the North East as a whole when I say we're all embarrassed you're a Newcastle fan, Gallagher.

Any lottery jackpot winner who doesn't buy a new house, give up work etc should have to give the money back.

Tis a tad moist.

*emphasise* *dictionary* etc And it's the first page you clearly clicked when you google searched doilum. You doilum.

Get your coat …

Yorkshire eh? So why are you using it? Think you read the wrong page in Urban Dictionary tbh

They used to, until Nick butchered them in their sleep, taking his evil pleasure from their rapidly cooling corpse.

Course you are Kevin. And my bell end is lined with gold velvet.

What's a doilum Kevin? Specifically.

Is that a Shire Horse you're on Gallagher?

No, Gemmill…

You went over for a friendly away game against Darlington? . My only match so far was against Preston North End so I guess I shouldnt talk . It is thrilling watching the players come out of the tunnel for the first time. good stuff man glad ya had a decent day oot! Nice one Jon, that's what it's all about …… … you hooligan.

Basically the difference was the Shepherd sold shirts through a football club and Ashley through a sports shop. On other words, zero difference, as any fool can see. What's more Shepherd was a hopeless runner of the club, who got us into debt, and wasted a total of 37 million on Michael Owen, in fee and wages. Self awareness Nick, good trait.

How is Toxteth tonight? Quiet? am not sure about toxteth but i know here in the south its been a rather fine day. so how was your day? you little ray of sunshine Radiant Lah, radiant. The "Battle of Darlo" is on Sky btw

How is Toxteth tonight? Quiet?

Cheered me right up that has