Monkeys Fist

Tom, do the honours mate

Noodles, big steaming bowls of mingy noodles. Apparently

Well if Nick says he has, it must be the case. All hail our saviour Mikey Boy.

What'd he say?What'd he saaaay?

Is it true their minges go side to side as opposed to up and down ?

In an article about his pound shop success, it still manages to mention the lie that he was told not to take his kids to SJP. Fat cunt.

Shoulda called Chuck

Japan win women's world cup. Supporters start a wave- oh fuck. Right, get Family Guy on now.

How many partially deaf people does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends how many whats.

Fuck your self esteem, we want drunken slerts.

Pics or GTF DONT FUCKING AVOID THIS QUESTION BITCH!

Pics or GTF

Didn't know what you meant TS, googled it.

Al Bundy isn't it mass murderer? No that was Ted, Al Bundy had a fucking fit daughter though so it's worth brining him up just for: Happy Days Wrong show Peg Bundy would get it too mind.

D'you not mean Ted Bundy, Stevie?

I'd love to be in that car, mate. "HELLO!!" "HELLO!!" "HELLO!!" "HELLO!!" "HELLO!!" "IS THERE ANYBODY THERE?!" "IS THERE ANYBODY THERE?!" "IS THERE ANYBODY THERE?!" "IS THERE ANYBODY THERE?!" "IS THERE ANYBODY THERE?!"

" marchant, en chantant une chanson marcher dans Ben Arfa merveilles" "enlever vos chaussures , si vous aimez le Toon"

I worked on the pool they built in the car park at the SoS. There was a Mackem plasterer following us ( I was ducting) and he asked me something work related which I didn't know the answer to. He walked off and muttered " Thick Geordie cunt, could tie his own laces. " loud enough for everyone around to hear. I thought, right, not having that. But rather than just stot a spanner off him I thought I'd bode my time. About an hour or so later I was in the foyer, saw this lad walking across. I undid a lace on my boots, shouted him over, then said since I was too fucking thick I needed him to fasten my laces , NOW! There was an audible slap as his arse fell out and hit the deck. ( He was no midget either mind, had a stone and at least 6 inches in height). The lads were simultaneously pissing themselves and gobsmacked, as I'm not a confrontational type, but I wasn't having that from a Mackem.

allez au le scotswood road regardez le blaydon races ? 2nd game- "Vous êtes de la merde et vous savez que vous êtes"

Sammy's gonna get ya! I've played against him before and lets just say he was so shite that only Newcastle would try to develop him. Fucking Mag vermin, fucking hate yee. That being the case why come on this forum and act like a retarded inbred fuckwitt.....unless of course its because you are a retarded inbred fuckwitt Ironic considering the 500 retarded inbred fuckwits who felt the need to invade a non-league team's pitch last night. Small time fuckers, how embarrassing. The way you act, you're an embarrassment to Sunderland, the North-East and football in general, you personally, not Sunderlands fans, this kind of stuff happens all over the country, I know it happens at many League 2 clubs who's games i've been to, stop acting like you're something special by slagging off 15 year old kids and get the fuck off our board, it's boring. We get it, you don't like us, will you fuck off now? Or does my ultimatum make me "An inbred fuckwit". It'd be funny if it was good banter... Cleetoon, I salute thee sir. A fine post.

Good point there Wacky, best make it 2p pieces. Sharpened.

What did you do Stevie? Is it to do with the Darlo thread?

Leftfield or what?

Fair play though Stevie, CT takes it well on here tbh.