Monkeys Fist

No Gemmill. Time you learned to stand-up wipe I reckon. Have a good one.

If you can replace the father in this scene with Portillo, I will love you long time.

She wants to stick with it- first thing she's done that made me chuckle.

Is that the " comedian" Andi Osho, (who is a woman and Nigerian) on the couch there?

inherently moral

Pipe down , pie boy

Think I'll be getting that- good shout.

I will be staggering around the city centre post match, beer goggles on, and no doubt flinging my shit at challengers to my status as troop daddy. I'm the short stocky bloke with a shaved head btw

Congratulations to you and your Mrs. mate. Thought you might've called her Sheila, or Noelene, but Esther is a lovely name- she may grow up to be an organic chemist.

I'm bouycoutting it.

All the best Wilson.

Must admit, as a kid I never got diahorreah after sniffing Big Sis Fist's skiddy keks.

Fish in the Hangover thread tomorrow- guaranteed Had some of this at the weekend, not too shabby…

There's loads more of them on there. Best.Cartoon.Ever.

"Moisturiser with a Livening Element"

You'd love my beef torpedo.

Betting on a Mackem win too!

Do you do Ju-Jitsu ?

The longest post in Toontastic history.

You should start a campaign to have Trololo man represent the Uk. I'd watch.

Going to get the tree from Hillheads Farm in half an hour, my 4yr old is coming along to " help" She is so excited- Christmas trees, farms, when I show her the video from Santa she will explode. http://www.portablenorthpole.tv/home Shields Christmas Market- any good? Going there after I've got the tree.

At least I'm not marrying a bloke. has MF been looking through the local transvestite's window again Want me to pop round your place Leazes? Afterwards, we can Eat Da Poo Poo

I won't send you a pic of my knackers