Monkeys Fist

She's too old. Sickening i would drag my balls through 1 million miles of broken glass across the sahara desert with Ann Widdecombe's queef as my only air supply just to get a whiff of her panties after they had been donated to a charity store and used as a cum rag by a HIV positive homeless man But aye, me too.

but

What an utter waste.

Women are like fine wines Wordplay. They get better with age and are best kept horizontal in the cellar. And Wills Mam is hotter than owt you've ever had, I'd wager.

Guess what? He was in the Shakey Hand Gang.

More Will's Mam

Trying to find words which describe my feelings about this and failing dismally. The damage one person has inflicted on so many families is mind boggling. Not just the families of the dead, the survivors of this are going to be damaged immeasurably. Like I said, lost for words.

Andrew Ridgeley Looks like the worlds first mouth/minge transplant.

Cheer up Laz, this place needs more tits.

I am.

Meanwhile , on BBC 4, Lemmy - The Movie.

Melta Binge.

Sign up for the Official Phil Collins Fan Club. If you decide to leave, just inform them by fax.

FYP

You have a point. Given a time machine, and Amy Pond ( ) she would not be bringing a boyfriend on my watch.

Here you go… …pick a p Hun out of this.

Orange C hun ts innit.

Gay Doctor Who. But shit.

Smash it.

The foreheads on those kids! Grandkid will look like an alien.

Best seen at a Drive-In.

I thought this was a Nick Kielce Poland thread. Zoinks.