Monkeys Fist

Wait until she's asleep, then slowly but methodically place your helmet on her face. As she wakes, photograph it and threaten to upload it if she ever comes back.

Can you handle them? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksjdTz83VHc&feature=youtube_gdata_player

My lass is a redhead too Anyway…

If Stevie was German, which footballer would he be? OberTan.

You couldn't handle them, you big gay Geordie.

Noggin the Nog for me like

Fucking hell. I'd actually started to forget the sheer horror What happened to massive-heeded Pole? How would you rate him on a scale of 1-10?

You couldn't handle them, you big gay Viking.

repeat to fade

I remember at the time being in stitches ,imagining Deano agonising over whether to play Outside Bog up front

try - piesnomnomnom

Here you go , Big shite http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?/topic/31382-fao-deano-tiotes-nutz/page__view__findpost__p__966142

Not enough

I quite like Zappa. Not a massive fan (although my mate is) but apart from the musicianship (is that even a word?) which I can appreciate, I like the way they just had a laugh. Compare that to po-faced cunts like Metallica. Definately had a laugh like … Released an album called " Does Humour Belong in Music ?" iirc But which Fleetwood Mac line up was the best? Peter Green man. Made Syd Barrett looked like he had a mild addiction to paracetamol.

Zappa knocks them all into a cocked hat btw. If we're talking avant garde and shit. And Peter Green, hands down.

Stooges. No debate

Average White Band vs Earth Wind and Fire. Fight to the death, funksters.

Oh goody.

Speaking of which, is Black Eye Friday tomorrow or next week?

I always thought Pulp beat them both tbh.

Going to watch my mate's first fight tomorrow night at Alnwick. Hope he doesn't get battered as we're out on the piss Saturday.

Can't beat a Dickendian Muff.

Aren't we cernts

Go on Gloomy! I'll be the same in 24hrs.