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Should Freddie or Mike run the Toon?
Monkeys Fist replied to Irrelevant Nick KP's topic in Newcastle Forum
All about the money with Fat Nick -he's clearly had his mind twisted into a seething mass of resentment that he earns 2zl per hour skinning hamsters for luxury merkins. (imo) -
What is the biggest u-turn ever to grace the forum
Monkeys Fist replied to LeazesMag's topic in General Chat
the usual informed post from you. Do you actually, ever, say ANYTHING ? House! Ask me something Leazes. Go on. -
What too many cheeseburgers has done to Kevin....
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who is the biggest tosser ever to grace this forum?
Monkeys Fist replied to Dr Gloom's topic in General Chat
Oh and you Monkeys Fist, you're something terrible too -
who is the biggest tosser ever to grace this forum?
Monkeys Fist replied to Dr Gloom's topic in General Chat
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Who is the nicest person to grace this forum?
Monkeys Fist replied to trophyshy's topic in General Chat
Discount lasses??? Where? I loves 'em cheap -
Should Freddie or Mike run the Toon?
Monkeys Fist replied to Irrelevant Nick KP's topic in Newcastle Forum
Oh for the day I can utter the words "Nick no longer posts on toontastic" -
Who is the nicest person to grace this forum?
Monkeys Fist replied to trophyshy's topic in General Chat
Edited for Snakehips. -
more like Uncle Fester More like Monkeys Fist And you can pipe down, Del Monté!
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more like Uncle Fester He's thinking " 2 more clones and I can retire"
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What is the biggest u-turn ever to grace the forum
Monkeys Fist replied to LeazesMag's topic in General Chat
Leazes' neighbours have run out of Halal chickens and are now throwing White babies. He cant take much more, Captain.He's gonna blow Meltdown imminent. ( or immigrant? I just don't know anymore ) -
who is the biggest tosser ever to grace this forum?
Monkeys Fist replied to Dr Gloom's topic in General Chat
How many frickin hands have you got like? Are you Lord Shiva? I have an elaborate Steven Hawking type set up (just next to the gas hob) for browsing. Utilising various facial gestures and winks I move, hands free, through the internet. It's not perfect though, by the time I get to Billy Mill Roundabout I've often grimaced and twitched my way to something wholly inappropriate for wanking in the kitchen. Post wank lump removal -
Who is the nicest person to grace this forum?
Monkeys Fist replied to trophyshy's topic in General Chat
Still 2 less than there should be though. Whack em out pet -
But who will look after The Things?
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So… by a natural progression, you are Edward
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who is the biggest tosser ever to grace this forum?
Monkeys Fist replied to Dr Gloom's topic in General Chat
How many frickin hands have you got like? Are you Lord Shiva? -
Who is the nicest person to grace this forum?
Monkeys Fist replied to trophyshy's topic in General Chat
Tit pics win votes. -
Who is the nicest person to grace this forum?
Monkeys Fist replied to trophyshy's topic in General Chat
She can be a bit of a cun... Aye ,Toonraider. As cunts go, she's dead canny. -
Peasepud O'Leary?
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Went 2 years ago. The fly pasts are impressive, but the seafront is awash with mackems getting territorial over "their" bit of path. The fuckers had picnic chairs and blankets spread aal ower ffs.
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Not Mr. Ed I hope. It was an 'inspirational children' episode Robbie Savage…
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who is the biggest tosser ever to grace this forum?
Monkeys Fist replied to Dr Gloom's topic in General Chat
I reckon Leazes' neighbours have been hoying Halal chickens and Teddys called Fred off his shed, and it's pushed him over the brink. -
What is the biggest u-turn ever to grace the forum
Monkeys Fist replied to LeazesMag's topic in General Chat
Careful… J69 will be onto you