Monkeys Fist

All about the money with Fat Nick -he's clearly had his mind twisted into a seething mass of resentment that he earns 2zl per hour skinning hamsters for luxury merkins. (imo)

the usual informed post from you. Do you actually, ever, say ANYTHING ? House! Ask me something Leazes. Go on.

What too many cheeseburgers has done to Kevin....

Oh and you Monkeys Fist, you're something terrible too

Discount lasses??? Where? I loves 'em cheap

Oh for the day I can utter the words "Nick no longer posts on toontastic"

Edited for Snakehips.

more like Uncle Fester More like Monkeys Fist And you can pipe down, Del Monté!

more like Uncle Fester He's thinking " 2 more clones and I can retire"

Leazes' neighbours have run out of Halal chickens and are now throwing White babies. He cant take much more, Captain.He's gonna blow Meltdown imminent. ( or immigrant? I just don't know anymore )

How many frickin hands have you got like? Are you Lord Shiva? I have an elaborate Steven Hawking type set up (just next to the gas hob) for browsing. Utilising various facial gestures and winks I move, hands free, through the internet. It's not perfect though, by the time I get to Billy Mill Roundabout I've often grimaced and twitched my way to something wholly inappropriate for wanking in the kitchen. Post wank lump removal

Still 2 less than there should be though. Whack em out pet

But who will look after The Things?

So… by a natural progression, you are Edward

How many frickin hands have you got like? Are you Lord Shiva?

Tit pics win votes.

She can be a bit of a cun... Aye ,Toonraider. As cunts go, she's dead canny.

Peasepud O'Leary?

Went 2 years ago. The fly pasts are impressive, but the seafront is awash with mackems getting territorial over "their" bit of path. The fuckers had picnic chairs and blankets spread aal ower ffs.

Not Mr. Ed I hope. It was an 'inspirational children' episode Robbie Savage…

Move out.

I reckon Leazes' neighbours have been hoying Halal chickens and Teddys called Fred off his shed, and it's pushed him over the brink.

Careful… J69 will be onto you