Monkeys Fist

My aunt is Jewish as it goes. ( long story, she converted basically). Loves her bacon though.

I'll meet any fecker on here for a bacon butty and a bible reading.

Giraffidae would refuse to debate it because all it is, is a right wing rag trying to manifest racial hatred over a masonic nation. well, there's always one or two that think "aliens done it" or something equally sensible, especially on the internet please tell me there's a working machine gun under that Fires up to 1200 rinds per minute.

Time to take up arms.

It was actually 47, lost count I see. I guess smoking 600kg of Hollands finest will have that effect on an already enfeebled mind. How much were they charging btw? Let's say its 20 euros (I presume they're much more than that but just for pity circumstances) that means it's 940 Euros spent on hookers I'm guessing Wee Gallagher won the lottery over there? He only went with 450€… http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...st&p=930783 Unless he's telling fibbers

It was actually 47, lost count I see. I guess smoking 600kg of Hollands finest will have that effect on an already enfeebled mind. How much were they charging btw?

I don't suppose Stevie expected sensible comments in this thread. Nearly fell off me ivory tower.

What are the date rape rates like over there? Tenner a pop.

So, for clarity Kevin, you shagged 45 hookers in Amsterdam, correct?

iPhones make you attractive to womenses.

egsacally

Fill yer boots.

This is my first full weekend off in 14 weeks. Happy as a pig in shite.

Tits. Big wobbly ones.

So I hear

I said NOW, beeatch..... i don't want your excuses, I just want some substandard beef product

Big Mac and fries......now ,bitch.

Lefty dooder!

He'd keep telling you that you weren't as good as his last and you just dont take him to the same heights. And that you are too tight Whilst throwing bacon at you.

Nite all!

It could possibly be due to the fact that the NUFC fuckwitts did not notice that Tiote's re entry visa would expire whilst he was in the USA until it was too late. As a holder of a long term work permit he will be granted another re entry visa but has to apply from outside of the UK. Just another case of the NUFC administration being run by retards like Nick the Irrelevant Cunt What I was thinking tbh.

Halle Berry is black. And attractive. Victoria Beckham is none of the above.

You'll have to make do with sloppy seconds. We have an understanding. Seconds? I'd say at least 16ths.Remember the "Dam" rape fest boys trip he had recently. It'll be like a granny's gob.