Monkeys Fist

FYP Here man!

Whiff of

Indeed, most don't realise the voice behind Meg from Family Guy is that lol Zooey Deschannel Long live us grammar nazis! SPELLCHECK! (Instead of SIEG HEIL) FYP Hitler Youth

When charvas begin every whiney sentence, " Here man,…"

Almost? That could be 0-2 then

Reasons to be gloomy. Ashley,Llamearse and Rapey- still here.

Well done Leazes. That is indeed a man with long hair. For your next assignment, can you find me a picture of an orange?

Whenever Jade Goody is mentioned, my thoughts always turn to " badly packed"

The 46th hooker manoeuvre.

I always said at the first sign of baldness, it was all coming off. So, at 27 , I went from a long haired hippy to a shaved baldhead. This is nothing though , compared to the horror of your first grey pube. J69, beware.

Well then don't bend it back, dear boy But true.

Coming soon to select Lancashire towns hoo, fuck off til GA says cunt Acknowledged.

My ex list is weirder than even I would like it to be.

NUFC have displayed all the signs of a club on the brink of meltdown this summer, and Pardew is going to get slaughtered if it all falls apart on the pitch. When ( not if) this happens , I can't wait to hear the spin from our Great Leaders, as to how Pardew is still the man to take us to " the next level". The man's a cunt, said so from day 1 and nowt has changed my mind. Totally agree. I'll never forgive him for being a sly cunt. I exclusively revealed in October he'd be taking over before the West Ham game, we won three in a row and they had to put it on hold, so he'll have been sat there watching us beat the mackems 5-1 knowing Hughton's days were numbered. Fair enough it's a job for him still a cunts trick. Never liked him, will never warm to him no matter how many PR courses he goes on to make himself come across well in press conferences. Coloccini needs to keep his missis away from club functions too that's aal I can say. Got more time for him than the other two buffoons though. He's as much a part of the systematic destruction of our club as the toxic twins. The sooner someone, anyone, buys us and rids us if this vile infestation the better. However, I fear that won't happen before too much damage has been done. I really can't express my hatred of this tit and everything he means to our club on words that work. It's like seeing an ex that you still have a flame for, walking out with Raoul Moat.

NUFC have displayed all the signs of a club on the brink of meltdown this summer, and Pardew is going to get slaughtered if it all falls apart on the pitch. When ( not if) this happens , I can't wait to hear the spin from our Great Leaders, as to how Pardew is still the man to take us to " the next level". The man's a cunt, said so from day 1 and nowt has changed my mind.

It's purely sympathy. Everyone knows what the situation is and how Pardew is being sent out to face a grilling because of his employer's poor decisions. . and his own poor decisions with excepting the job knowing how it was going be, and his poor decisions that got him into the position that he had to take that job. No sympathy for him, untrustworthy twat with no principles perfect to be part of their setup Edit: oops This. I didn't think I could like the bloke less than when he jumped in Chris Hughton's still warm bed, but my distaste for the ignorant weasel has grown over the summer

Granny sat next to CT is rollin a fatty, no?

Doesnt cut the mustard tbh.

Do your customers know ? I've hitch-hiked from Washington services to the South of France. Several times.

I'd say more people have done your Viking slag than pooped off my cliff. Whatever that may proove

Think of the database man!

I wish I was J69.

Lape?