Monkeys Fist

You fucked that up, didn’t you?

Have you had a movement this morning?

https://www.nufc.com/2023-24html/transfers-howe.html

I’ve been a few times with the family so if you want any tips on where’s good just ask.

His time’s up.

xT ?

West Englanded YP.

There’s a distinct tang of piss creeping in to this thread. Our moist bedsheet brigade need to take heed of the words of wisdom from Eddie.… …Eddie Hitler

The best thing you can say about The Baconator’s managerial career is that it’s pissed all over any credibility he built from a decent playing career.

Aye, Cheshire might as well have the Leek as it’s county flower.

Ear bacon

I would, but I’m stabbing my eyes with a rusty fork just now.

Mine had one of these when he was a toddler. Aged 2-3ish, the daft twat rode it down the stairs ( single flight, no bends). He did a full flip when he hit the bottom and as I ran over expecting to have to call an amberlamps, the little shit was lying there laughing his tits off saying “ Again! Again!” They do calm down though, normally around about the age of 30.

Is Alf your mascot?

…also, they’re a bunch of bleeding fannies.

Congratulations Fish, you southern nancy. 2nd kids are always more feral. It’s mint … …( to see it happening to someone else)

5-0. Botman hat trick.

Alreet Callum?

Me and the wife took a trip on the Orient Express. A porter came up to me on the platform and said “ Shall I carry your bag sir?” I said “ Nah, she can walk”

She’s Cissy and Ada.