Monkeys Fist

"Two different versions" What a tit

Dalglish has leapt to her defense, T-Shirts are being prepared.

The only time anyone should be wearing a waist coat is if they're a professional snooker player tbh. Anyway, apparently Taylor hopes to get in the Team GB squad... Please God, not as the kitman.

mit die cameltoe,auch! Whats the crack with tucking ties into a waistcoat? If it's seen as fine, it fucking shouldn't be after this abomination.

Salty's 'weekend' persona.

Another one of Salty's BOBFOC's. . Eh? Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch

The anti Jonas brigade can …

Rice cake.

It's a name the Tramps use for us, thinking that it bugs us. Doesn't.

Another one of Salty's BOBFOC's.

I was alluding to the weight of your stellar personality, naturally. Tubby Bitch

Had this excellent dream last night that we handed Man U their arses on a plate. Oh, wait…

Is that you in your avatar like?

Why? Brilliant!

I went for the coldies, bursting now like

Go shoot some ducks, you huffy bugger

Drink up, puff.

Viking Wars!

Let's be honest, the foundations for tonights performance were laid by one man, and alone

Who knows? we've never seen the cunt play.

Yessir! Cold beer or a Port & Brandy, or there's always the Slur Gin........

We'll be last on.