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Monkeys Fist

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  1. He does have to do anything to be annoying, he's Gary fucking Neville. I'm prepared to give the goblin a chance Good save from Silva then. I'm enjoying this... FOOTBALL! He looks like a car thief up in court.
  2. Work/life balance. It's already tipped way too much to the work side without adding to it.
  3. Snap - though the tie stays at home from tomorrow and remote access will be possible. Funny being somewhere where things are happening and people have things to do after how much the previous place had turned to shit. Of course I hadn't been fully set up on the systems so its nice to see how IT production uselessness is universal. Only dodgy thing is its one of those "let's all stay to 6:30/7:00 just to prove how dedicated we are" - don't mind it for a while but I'll migrate to my 5:00 bell soon. Fuck. That. Shit. Never understood people doing that, and for free too! Bulls knackers.
  4. those videos from the first link seem to show that he's fairly canny in front of goal. at this point, if they are faster than ameobi, aren't Cole, and can kick a ball in the direction of the goal, i'd take them. Not really narrowing the search parameters there like
  5. My mate once shagged a fatty on holiday and greeted her with that when she woke up! What else is there to say? Apparently she was on holiday to recover from a traumatic camping trip, when she was accused of shitting the bed and subjected her to verbal abuse afterwards. This incident set her therapy back by months and made her afraid to go to sleep at night. Filthy bitch.
  6. My mate once shagged a fatty on holiday and greeted her with that when she woke up! What else is there to say?
  7. "Bend over Gallagher, time to tickle spleen. "
  8. Had apple pie after lunch today , with Cornish Clotted Cream and Honeycomb ice cream. Nommity nom.
  9. All part of Life's Great Tapestry Deadaz ! Y know what they say 'mi hovel es su hovel' wot tidied so Daddy's Cock will understand.
  10. I predict Pudding Face will be getting hoyed out of the Diamond in Pontyland again.
  11. Are you calling him a heterosexual?
  12. Want another go? No thanks. The seats had the club crest on.
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