Monkeys Fist

The government has averaged £38 billion per annum over the last ten years in road user taxation (vehicle tax, fuel duty etc.) whilst spending an average £15 billion per year over the same period on all of transport (roads, rail, aviation, tube, tram, the lot). Therefore motorists are not only paying for all transport, but subsidising a fair few other government departments as well. And what have we got to show for it? Cramped, expensive, unreliable and crumbling railways and shite public transport infrastructure. Are you older than you're letting on Dr. Ken? http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/141...-by-combat.html

If you act like a tit, are you a Lemon Kurd? erm..... aye You've inKurd his wrath there, Fisty. Lord preserve me.

First was in Chester Le Street, but I left when was 3months old. Place was full of tits

He played the role of a proper geordie, and ye can narf hear that Birtley twang with Dennis sometimes. The two proper geordies were Oz from NE12 and Vicky from NE16. Oh aye?? I distinctly remember getting grief from you for not being "proper Geordie" coming from Forest Hall ( NE12). What have got to say for yourself young man? Longbenton man, same estate as Peter. Second house I lived in - 138 Benton Lane. 100yds from the Rocket.

More so than I realised. Brothers recently done the family tree and one set of great(x2)grandparents are from Llangollen. Boyo

Eeah, yay can gahn and git fucked, yay can. Ah'll ave yewer eyes ewt with a spewen.

Now. 4.01 miles PR Newcastle United Football Club 10.60 miles PR Sunderland AFC Growing up. Same. Born. 11.12 miles PR Sunderland AFC 12.48 miles PR Newcastle United Football Club Oh the shame

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If you act like a tit, are you a Lemon Kurd?

He played the role of a proper geordie, and ye can narf hear that Birtley twang with Dennis sometimes. The two proper geordies were Oz from NE12 and Vicky from NE16. Oh aye?? I distinctly remember getting grief from you for not being "proper Geordie" coming from Forest Hall ( NE12). What have got to say for yourself young man?

I don't blame you. Now, bottled queef…

£25 family ticket. ( 2 adults , 2 children. Under 5s free) Worth it for a full day out.

In a great fettle. Had a day out with family and nieces where everything went well and everyone was in a great mood. Laughed all day, still smiling now. The weather even behaved. Went to Raby Castle btw, highly recommended. Immaculate grounds, very interesting castle with friendly, well informed staff, and shitloads of deer.

Ive just re-read this thread and cant beleive I missed this from Khay. When drivers pay road tax, I shall start paying road tax on the bike. .… that's when I'll stop aiming for you

Contact!!

Correct. I would touch both sides.

Holy hole!

Confident. 100%

Took the family to Wallington Hall for the day, and bought some of their estate-reared steaks. Just had them, char-grilled, with roast veg and salad. Mama Mia! Assaggiato fantastico an' that.

I suppose is as time a time as any to re-tell a wee story which might raise a smile. Mrs. Fist works in sunlun, a couple of years ago one of her mackem workmates got pregnant. Mrs. Fist kept me updated with every single detail of the pregnancy, as women do, and, come the birth, in she came with a grin as wide as the Tyne. "Chantelle* had her baby today , you're going to love this…" She was by this stage giggling like a bairn, so my interest was piqued. "Come on then, what happened, did her daft bastard husband feint or something?" says I. " No, better than that, it's got 6 toes!". After about half an hour when I'd calmed down, I asked if she was serious, and she was-deadly. *True story, name changed to protect the mutant.

Pics or GTF.

They mean Kevin Phillips back to sun'lun man Deaders you daft knacker!

Had a shufty at the Echo for a giggle. Found their lead story interesting.… £6m Hotel Planned For Dump Centre A swanky new hotel in the village centre??? They're finally catching up ,I thought. But.… Travelodge!!

Messiah!