Monkeys Fist

Shitty Shitty Bang Bang.

Pint or shot? Sahara or Atacama?

He was a veggie which is a far bigger crime IMO. Wonder if his poo-bitch had to be veggie too, or if meat sheet was alreet?

Given the shit sandwich he served to the world, it should be no surprise to learn Hitler was a Coprophile. Dirty bugger!

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Lord of the Rings

Swallows and Amazons

The Only Way is Up

Pardon? Life on the Mississippi by Mark Twain is thought to have been the first typewritten book submitted Tia publisher. The male Praying Mantis cannot mate until its head has been torn off. Humphrey Bogart was the 7th cousin of Diana Spencer The repopulate the world to current levels, a hens egg full of human ova and an anadin capsule full of sperm would suffice- assuming each one successfully fertilised, of course.

Skiing's popularity has suffered since boarding came along Going downhill tbh Za za

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9PYPvMz-Wc&feature=youtube_gdata_player Died today, the above is one of my favourite tracks , eva, an that. What a voice.

It was difficult to make out what people were saying over the deafening sound of knickers hitting the floor. Why you not keen on standing CT? Old age or just general poovery?

The shrinking part?

I'd love it if we could have a standing section at SJP. Would make going to the match fun again. Plus, if you ended up next to some tubby Tory who stunk of Balti Pies ( for example) , you could just wander away… … or piss on the back of his legs.

Aye, most new pools are littered with it! None on this one. Tricky for us, had a job in Hexham where the glulam had been stained by a roof leak. Asked to sand it off and seal it. Utter waste of tone as the stain was images deep, told the client this, but they said " Give it a go". Filled a week.

Well Done As we are virtually the same size and shape, if Mrs Fist requires any companionship during your absence, I am more than happy to pop through the tunnel. We are similar in height. Here endeth the similarities, Pudgycock.

Painting roof trusses on a new build swimming pool- they were painted the wrong shade of blue and we are going in to save the day

Have a drink!

The Greatest Fight that never was. I reckon , on the strength of the Foreman fight, Ali would've won. Now, Frazier v Tyson, that would be a scrap I'd love to see.

Get some graft done , you work-shy waster! Fucking listening to shit, on company time?

George is thinking "Whut the fug jus happened?"

Just got the call I've been waiting for- off to Warrington to start a 2 week job....