Monkeys Fist

Your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elderberries Well... OK. Saw your location as France and it's just a throw-away quote from Monty Python mate, no offence intended, just didn't travel too well Edit - thanks Ant ! Le Malcoln's got me down as being a bigger cnut than I already am !

Remember when Hughton was sacked,The interview after the Liverpool game? Remember the barely concealed contempt from Barton and Nolan in the post match interview? How odd that both have now gone. Writing was on the wall right there , with hindsight. Can't find a clip, but here's what was said Clicky

What will he do in the 5 minute gap between breakfast finishing and lunch starting? Time to squeeze a burger in I reckon.

Aye, be careful on here, there's some right backstabbers

An otterhound an introduction an warm welcome anyway

Wanking's just not cricket old chap

Agreed, it's an otterhound....ffs

Eye Eye, what's all this then?

Heres why she's touting her poonani on t'interweb Anyone seeing fat Lee Clark in a wig?

Likes it up the stinker too! What a woman.

Would the Pope approve?

I predict you are incorrect.

Pards. Fucking Pards? Is CT still on post moderation? If so, hang your heads in shame for letting this one through.

Are we on the pitch yet ?

What were they saying? I stopped listening. Ref's headset broke just before the end of the second half so he's now got the 4th official's headset - meaning no contact between ref and 4th official (again) for the rest of the match. So, they have no spare headset available.? Ashleyesque.

Someone warn YouTube.

Odds on this is going to pelantys.

That is the gayest goal reaction I have ever seen.

Taylor!!