Monkeys Fist

Have they forgotten what happened the last two times they tried to organise themselves in to copying us? The first, at their hovel, was some bits of coloured foil handed out, meant to spell out some fucker’s initials that just ended up looking like the recycling bin after Christmas, And then, for their Wembley appearance at the Papa Joe’s Two For One on Wednesday Trophy or whatever the fuck it was, they cancelled it at the last minute because they hadn’t used flame-retardant fabric They’re a fucking shambles from top to bottom. If there’s more than three bedsheets with some illiterate scrawl on it from Unkal Mick and the Micks they’ll be doing well.

Aye but they don’t want to be in the Premier Leaygue because it’s boring and corrupt, remember?

They’ve definitely nailed the visuals, looks very close to the game. It’ll be interesting to see what the story is.

All joking aside, it’s nice that one of the great traditions of the Third Round has happened, and plucky lower league minnows get to play the big boys. I’m sure the TV money will be a welcome addition to their Lift Fund.

How do you not realise you’ve shit your kegs? She must have a back-eye like the cargo door on a Hercules.

The post match picture from their away changing-shed will be sooooo salty

Have they got 10 defenders in their squad?

I hope Wor Flags organise hazmat suits for everyone in the away end.

Egg and cress?

Nailed it. Also found Medieval Beardsley

Found @Dr Gloom’s alt account.

Mowbray might be an available soon if he doesn’t win the Copa del Rey.

Said Mrs F…

I’ll post the video if you like, it was a bastard zooming in from the closet.

Just made it to the pissers in time?

She wishes- She’s going through the menopause and it’s like dipping it in hot lava Sweaty beeeatch!

Jenas was 100% bullied at school and the fucking Cuboid is making us ALL pay for it now.

Just out of interest, have you ever been on the Curry Train to Corbridge?

It’ll have been lost on Squareheed.

I love your optimism

Good player thriving in a great team under great coaching. Wasn’t getting either at Scouse mackems.