Monkeys Fist

What gets louder as it gets smaller? Baby in a compactor.

Doesn’t need to be, they don’t use the top levels.

Mystic Peg. The Clairvoyant Anal Invader.

Fuck’s sake- have they said what they think is up? Also, ask your favourite nurse for a prostate exam Giddup!

I didn’t mean it from any footballing perspective- more that he’s also a rancid bastard that nobody likes. 👍

He’d be perfect for them.

They’re fucking tragic.

Btw, I would piss my sides if they got someone like Bilic from the Saudi league.

I reckon Mowbray probably paid them to let him away.

Sorry * Aaanyway… Pedro’s Great x10 Grandmother says, “ 5-0. Miley brace and four own goals” * not really

What are the fevered minds in Morlock Central coming up with as their next Messiah-soon-to-be-Villain? Sone of them were wanting Potter the other day

So we’ll be adding the deduction of a player to their on field players then, aye?

Flick their ears every time we score.

Have they forgotten what happened the last two times they tried to organise themselves in to copying us? The first, at their hovel, was some bits of coloured foil handed out, meant to spell out some fucker’s initials that just ended up looking like the recycling bin after Christmas, And then, for their Wembley appearance at the Papa Joe’s Two For One on Wednesday Trophy or whatever the fuck it was, they cancelled it at the last minute because they hadn’t used flame-retardant fabric They’re a fucking shambles from top to bottom. If there’s more than three bedsheets with some illiterate scrawl on it from Unkal Mick and the Micks they’ll be doing well.

Aye but they don’t want to be in the Premier Leaygue because it’s boring and corrupt, remember?

They’ve definitely nailed the visuals, looks very close to the game. It’ll be interesting to see what the story is.

All joking aside, it’s nice that one of the great traditions of the Third Round has happened, and plucky lower league minnows get to play the big boys. I’m sure the TV money will be a welcome addition to their Lift Fund.

How do you not realise you’ve shit your kegs? She must have a back-eye like the cargo door on a Hercules.

The post match picture from their away changing-shed will be sooooo salty

Have they got 10 defenders in their squad?

I hope Wor Flags organise hazmat suits for everyone in the away end.