Monkeys Fist

Someone needs to ask Pardew wtf is going on at his presser tomorrow. Any of you twitterers in touch with any journos?

Boom! mnwmnwn . . Natalie Boom!

Boom!

Bulls Knackers. 100%

There's only one man can save this thread…

We had an all important LB. But we sold him.

Do you think he'd come here? No daft smiley either. I'm serious.

I'm going to keep posting this until Deano goes away.

Various back up strikers ? Name them.

Not as much as when you don't spend it all. Eh?

A Kebab

Whats the interest on £35 million over 8 months ?

Our three wise monkeys

Chocka. Spent a fair bit of this summer working away, but got a fair amount of local work lined up now.

Plenty of time for Asamoah to wander up from the Quayside and sign on the line

Was thinking about you t'other day MF. Cycling home a van passed me that specialised in high rope access shit. I nearly filled a van today- curry and beer last night.

Watch from 1:20 if you can't be arsed with all of it.

Bet you've heard that before.

Nip out and draw a cock & balls on his fish. See how long it takes him to notice.

I'd like to be the one to write the names on 'em.

Oh god, DM will be thrapping one out over the thought of floating bollocks. No. Cheers. Don't everyone's float like?