Monkeys Fist

Aye, righto Derek. 100%

Snakehips will be seething when he sees this.

Seconded.

Aye. http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...st&p=965916

Does Pierre know how to "fix" fat men's helicopters?

Chez has walked into Ronin. Fucking Hell

We got the wrong billionaire.

wtf. Is she a dwarf? Looks like a Vic Reeves drawing in that pic.

He's called Dynamite because of the rate at which it diminishes and there's a mess at the end! And he's often handled by men with moustaches.

Happy as pigs in shit me, Leazes old chap. How about you? Nurse!!

I'm just glad the copper that pulled me over thought it was snot hanging off my nose.

Devon, TR is dishing out BJs so I thought, " Well, I'm just passing…" Should't that be "I'm just coming?" Men usually do that after the sexual act, not before. I just meant that he was on his way to Devon. I've no idea what your filthy mind is thinking of... Apologies, Toonraider has warped my mind beyond recognition. Honestly, she's such a harlot... Dammit!! Almost made it home. Why dont cars have internal windscreen wipers?

What was on offer tonight Leazes? Best Scotch or Exhibition?

Devon, TR is dishing out BJs so I thought, " Well, I'm just passing…" Should't that be "I'm just coming?" Past tense I'm afraid. Made it as far as the A1 slip road at Gosforth Park.

Devon, TR is dishing out BJs so I thought, " Well, I'm just passing…"

http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...st&p=954156

I'd best warn the neighbours Aye, tell them Hurricane Fist is approaching , it might get blowy. I'm only doing this cause Snakey is feeling his age-clicky

When they see me nekkid in a ginger wig, striding rampant into your gaff, they'll bite themselves to death.

Shield Gazette... a better source of info about NUFC than the EC. http://www.shieldsgazette.com/news/local-n...moval_1_3734326 Cheers mate. Steve Wraith in that article. Never met him , that I'm aware of, is he as big a tool as he comes across in that?

Pucker up Petal, the ginger merkin is getting glued on as we speak.

I guess i'm just lucky. I always thought you had a cracking sense of humour like

"Too late!" was the cry… … I'll get the ducking stool ready.

If I've read it right, he (potentially) set up a company (SJH) to buy the club, then loaned the company in question the money in order to buy NUFC. SJH then directly owns the club but owes MA the money. By reducing costs and turning a profit NUFC / SJH can then repay Ashley the money over a period of time. The net result being that (if it goes to plan) MA will get back all the money he paid out to buy the club, in effect getting it for nowt. It's not so much selling off assets (although Carroll would fit into that) it's more that the overall operating costs are less than the money coming in over a long enough period of time. Understood perfectly. So how does all this fit into what the club said about breaking even after this season? Does that mean SJH/FMA has got his 138mil back or that the club itself is running at break even? Has there been anything to suggest monies have been paid to SJH? Speaking of debt …