Monkeys Fist

That's the thing though, I bet you they don't. Have they been lifted?

Can you not pay a Mackem to push/pull you home?

Little mugs. They'll be dead soon don't worry, I think you've dealt with this courageously Craig, it's only natural you'd think you could've done more, but well done I say you put up a fight and not knowing what weapons they had is showing courage in itself. They're shit human beings don't deserve to live as far as I'm concerned. Were they black or scrawny little North London Vinny Jones type mugs? This mate, two against one, well done.

Fuck me! Glad you're both relatively ok,

Tidied. Leazes wept from now on.

Or…

Is it safe to go back yet? The mad bastard is still not speaking to his wife since she covered the woodchip paper in the living room with Anaglypta in 1976.

Deaders , there is no takeover from Shepherd or anyone else in the offing. This thread is from 2006, but Leazes has dug it up because he is certifiably insane and has missed taking his tablets.

He's mixed his Scotch with his Ex. Lethal.

I am so happy I looked in this thread.

Who did you meet from here Stephen? And are they freakishly ugly?

Happy Birthday mate. Going out for Lunch?

Happy Birthday Raas Claat.

Facebook or Fanny Batter?

Ah Safewaygate. So bad they're unpmable even. Howay Kid. Nap time.

What were the "unpostable" stories about him btw Stevie? PM obviously.

The most attractive thing on there is The Fat Cunt. Time to repost this link

Get some nice fish in batter.

Makes me laugh when you see the Metal-Detector crew out sweeping the Moor for coins after the Hoppings. Bamps

I knew you'd get the FB Todney. I spewed a bit typing it out tbh.

He seems a wrongun as well. Doilum at best. definately a KKBWJ.

Is that his g/f ? Foxy little minx. Probably got her NUFC lingerie on anarl. No, I wouldn't. Nah, no. Narrrr, no chance. Welllllllllllllllllllll... He's got a bit of spittle on the side of gob Least I hope it's spittle and not his Mams FB. [/stevie]