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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Monkeys Fist
    … you know the rest of it.
  2. Monkeys Fist
    I reckon somewhere between 0 and 8.
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    If I was forced to invite you or the dog-fucker to dinner, I’d be taking wor Dweezil to the mother-in-law’s and you’d be going hungry.
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    I agree with Gloomy on this. Champions League is all very nice, but we’re never winning the thing this season. I’d rather go out of the CL early on and win the League Cup. Once these lads see the utterly mental reaction they’ll get to winning something, they’ll want more.
  5. Monkeys Fist
    Aye, we beat them by three goals.
  6. Monkeys Fist
    ANSWER MY QUESTION!!!!!
  7. Monkeys Fist
    @Christmas Tree , how many pairs have you got, then?
  8. Monkeys Fist
    Not that it needed it, but this really highlights how inadequate the approach to our commercial side was under Ashley and the Semi-Sentient Hamster. “ Bung a Sp***s D****t sign on it, sell some hotdogs, boosh.”
  9. Monkeys Fist
    Hardly surprising-Any fucker that wears crocs, never mind being an expert on them, is proper shady.
  10. Monkeys Fist

    Cooking

    Monkeys Fist replied to Gemmill's topic in General Chat

    leported
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  12. Monkeys Fist
    Go on, have a go.
  13. Monkeys Fist
    David McCallum. 90. Gravely Illya Kuriyakin, more like.
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    Can I just draw attention to the thread title- “ Generic NUFC “CHAT” not “ Generic NUFC STAT”.
  16. Monkeys Fist
    I think that’s the real David Coverdale
  17. Monkeys Fist
    If I see a busty but ugly lass I refer to her as an Eight, as that’s the number of “tits on a pig”. Coincidence?
  18. Monkeys Fist
    My phone automatically flips to landscape view whenever Jenas’ forehead appears on screen.
  19. Monkeys Fist
    Aye, but, likesay, Spud was your man for saying likesay, likesay, ken?”
  20. Monkeys Fist
    Surely Fish’s capacity to dick around would’ve been undiminished, but his opportunity to do so would be reduced?
  21. Monkeys Fist
    Wasn’t that Spud?
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    Vorsprung Durch Techniked YP
  24. Monkeys Fist
    5-0. 5 assists from Trippier 5 screamers from Botman.
  25. Monkeys Fist
    It’s like a shit BBC sitcom- “ Oh no, we’ve got the WRONG LONGSTAFF!!”
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