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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Funny as fuck, but humiliating? To be humiliated you have to have a sense of shame, something our current incumbents very obviously don’t possess.
  2. If I’m playing as a fit Latina, I’m going to be picking up hookers until my digital tongue falls off.… … and then smashing their heads in for my refund, obvs.
  3. Joking aside, I think you’re doing Simon Grayson a disservice here.
  4. Maybe I should’ve qualified my “half-decent” bit, aye. “ Half-decent, for that lot”.
  5. They’re fucking mental if they think even a cunt like Solskaer, never mind Conte, would be remotely interested in them. The last half-decent gaffer they had was Coleman, over 5yrs ago, and that went…well Tbf fair, most of the knuckles in that thread know this too.
  6. https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/conte-lopetegui-or-solksjaar.1621214/#post-39588821 Denied!!!!
  7. Imagine forgetting Wor Rod, or Peruvian Gaz as he’s known to his mates. Shocking.
  8. Kids, according to the so-called accountant.
  9. Did the fascist Di Canio come before or after the club knowingly played and paid a paedophile? With all the inherent morality swirling around the SoS it’s easy to forget timelines.
  10. Look, for the sake of laughs, let’s pretend it is, shitey arse
  11. Aye. https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/after-paolo-di-canio-fiasco-what-now-for-once-proud-sunderland-8846625.html
  12. What do babies and an Etch A Sketch have in common? If you don’t like how it looks, you can shake it until it’s gone.
  13. If you get an attack of the old diverticulitis you can just let loose in your seat, too. Walk over to steward, point at your shite and say ” Clean that up. Marra”
  14. I pity the poor fucker who’s job it was to render the cellulite on the twerking chubber’s butt.
  15. These aren’t the kind of images I get when I put BBC in to google …
  16. When did Pardew qualify as a stock image doctor?
  17. Release in 2025 That gives over a year for all the incels to outrage themselves in to a hernia over the main character being a woman.
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