Monkeys Fist

Each to their own, but on the day Queen Cunt says being discriminated for being gay or female isn’t enough reason to claim asylum, why are we dissecting Starmer’s weaknesses? These cunts are in power, now, and are destroying everything decent that we’ve ever stood for. Starmer is a bit grey, but ffs, he’s not a monster. Until we get PR, it’s a two-horse race, with the Lib Dem’s sucking off whoever promises them a bigger bag of sweets. The pressing issue right now, imo, is not what Labour might or might not promise to do in order to win back the red wall Tory cunts, it’s getting these fucking animals out of power asap. Deal with the replacement’s weaknesses afterwards. Rant over, as you were.

… you know the rest of it.

I reckon somewhere between 0 and 8.

If I was forced to invite you or the dog-fucker to dinner, I’d be taking wor Dweezil to the mother-in-law’s and you’d be going hungry.

I agree with Gloomy on this. Champions League is all very nice, but we’re never winning the thing this season. I’d rather go out of the CL early on and win the League Cup. Once these lads see the utterly mental reaction they’ll get to winning something, they’ll want more.

Aye, we beat them by three goals.

ANSWER MY QUESTION!!!!!

@Christmas Tree , how many pairs have you got, then?

Not that it needed it, but this really highlights how inadequate the approach to our commercial side was under Ashley and the Semi-Sentient Hamster. “ Bung a Sp***s D****t sign on it, sell some hotdogs, boosh.”

Hardly surprising-Any fucker that wears crocs, never mind being an expert on them, is proper shady.

leported

Go on, have a go.

David McCallum. 90. Gravely Illya Kuriyakin, more like.

Can I just draw attention to the thread title- “ Generic NUFC “CHAT” not “ Generic NUFC STAT”.

I think that’s the real David Coverdale

If I see a busty but ugly lass I refer to her as an Eight, as that’s the number of “tits on a pig”. Coincidence?

My phone automatically flips to landscape view whenever Jenas’ forehead appears on screen.

Aye, but, likesay, Spud was your man for saying likesay, likesay, ken?”

Surely Fish’s capacity to dick around would’ve been undiminished, but his opportunity to do so would be reduced?

Wasn’t that Spud?

Vorsprung Durch Techniked YP

5-0. 5 assists from Trippier 5 screamers from Botman.