Monkeys Fist

? Dude? Glad to be gay then

By the looks of his new avatar, J69 could use some of these

but you can never have too much Monica...

Well?

Aye, Tin-Eye? Natalie Wood- is it wrong to get trouser rumbles over dead birds?

The mackem bamp who did the music show, Lauren somecunt. ?? Not her either, but Miss Halfpenny is looking fine there. the bint in question is not normally brunette, or fit for that matter, but is in the music industry

OBWATD II

Bloody hell Stevie! You're right though, we had some massive tits up front last night.

Bang goes the defensive record.

Lest I be mistaken for a member of Team Numpty, I agree with Gemmill. We may be fourth, best defence so far etc, but we are fucking gash and WILL get a serious humping several times this season if nowt changes. 100%

This is what has my head battered. For all that we're utterly rudderless, devoid of creativity, lacking in any forward threat, fucking lightweight in the middle, and run by clueless wums, somehow we are sitting 4th this morning. It's like a fugly but sexy lass- everything is wrong but it does the job. Confused. Aye, totally agree in those terms it was this type of performance... NSFW - Removed Missed what you posted, but I can imagine.

Lauren Laverne? Nooooo. (would you Stevie? )

Today is the Official Brunettes Worth a Tug Day. And guess who this is ?…

This is what has my head battered. For all that we're utterly rudderless, devoid of creativity, lacking in any forward threat, fucking lightweight in the middle, and run by clueless wums, somehow we are sitting 4th this morning. It's like a fugly but sexy lass- everything is wrong but it does the job. Confused.

I'm self employed. Boss is a right wanker.

Ashley you fat cunt, you owe me 92 minutes of life.

If QPR don't get three points tonight, Colin Wanker's missus is going to have such a raw hoop.

Hes not playing............... No fucker is tbh

Pants messed again

Keegan tried to get rid iirc

Having just sprayed jizz all over my telly due to Saltwater's manliness, I find myself in need of a linky....... Anyone got one ?

Stop posting so much man, I'm getting a stiffy looking at your pic you sexy beast

Reported Amended.