Monkeys Fist

J69 will be popping veins.

Fixed

Given his diet, CT's logs would make McKeith shudder.

The colour of string they use as dog leads.

I told her jizz was low fat and good for the heart. She swallowed it.

Love owt like this. Is that angry road bloke CT?

Mrs. Fist has lost her voice due to a sore throat… … Reeeesult

"Marzipan is a private matter between a man and his conscience"

Marzipan = Cake Smeg. Nay, nay and thrice nay.

Not what I've heard , you porky fucker. Happy Birthday whenever it was

The local one in Forest Hall " Taste of India" is top notch tbh. I'll keep you some

Just could not be arsed cooking tonight, so about to sit down to Chicken Tikka Saag from Forest Halls finest.

Derek Llambias 04/11/09 Nearly two years later is this looking like a lie? http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/t...ted/8342406.stm Was it ever anything else?

Don't agree with this sort of comment tbh. People attend the match to watch their football club. The club is bigger than the owner. To many it's a necessary sacrifice. Unless there was a massive, massive exodus and drop in attendances then I can't see it having much effect on Ashley either way. I can't see him changing his ways regardless of what the fans do. He literally could not give a fuck about the supporters of the club, we all know that. So why whinge about a sponsor on top of a roof? It's fucking pointless! Because it's a highly visible , deliberate manifestion of his utter crassness and disregard for the people who are his customers? Should we say nowt like?

And a picture of Eric Gates’ genitals.

This. Just seen the pic. He might as well put " F*CK YOU ALL" up there. Utter C*nt. Be a crying shame if the window cleaner accidentally took a wrong turn and knocked them off, wouldn't it? The irony is that his " costcutting" included window cleaning. The company we subbed the high level stuff from now can't afford it, so we aren't doing it any more. Wonder how much SD paid to have that prime advertising btw.

I'm glad our vision on why we should develop that feature is being realised Noted.

This. Just seen the pic. He might as well put " FUCK YOU ALL" up there. Utter Cunt.

Just tried it on my iPhone, the mobile site works fine, how do I go to "last post" though?

Looks excellent. Love the dark background. As Fish said, it'll take a wee bit to get the hang of navigating around, but all in all it's a marked improvement. I particularly like the spoiler feature, as I'll be able to post utter filth with a clean conscience. Top marks lads.

Where can I get a keyboard cover? Today.

Was six people selected at random like a jury to decide if it's any good or not. It is. It looks fuck all like toontastic in its' present form he's done a good job the wee leprecaun. Right, i see. I blame all these makeover programmes on telly nowadays. MDF smilies

Was six people selected at random like a jury to decide if it's any good or not. It is. It looks f*ck all like toontastic in its' present form he's done a good job the wee leprecaun. Is that a good thing or not? Let's have a look and I'll tell you ;) You'll see soon enough when we take it live. It's a good effort though. Still puzzled as to why CT was selected when he's resigned. t-5,4,3........ when's it happening then?