Monkeys Fist

Does TT emulate NUFC in our mong policy? One out ,one in?

Speaking of relationships, had a nosey at BlufPurdi's profile ( birthday today) and found this gem http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...ic=226&st=0 So J69, is this the wife or not?

No wonder I enjoy my job.

Bitch.

Saw a kid yesterday, fat little Weeble, had 3/4 length jeans on, crotch hanging round his knees then skin tight down his legs.… With red espadrilles. He looked deformed, like he had legs 18 inches long. Fat Face do proper sizes btw. L

Stevied.

Only if I can wear this divine little number. To die for, sweetie.

Feil en ? Good old Google Translate, keeping me in a job since 2001. Hvordan veldig våger du! I speaka da Viking.

Feil en ?

Good man.

Be a nightmare to organise, but something like this with" Fat Bastard" instead. I'd love to see the stewards remove that!

Aye. Take it down man Saltwater.

Oh Colo!

Am I alone in thinking it's a bit wrong posting that pic, given the background of how it came to be online?

Did your boyfriend kick the shit out of you when he found out?

I have seen the future… We want pics mind Parky.

Carroll. Without the injuries and arrests.

No I'm with the missus. The other day she remarked that she'd never seen me "So on message in our time together as I am now". That bothered me a bit as well. Tbh you should dump for that.

My Parky-sense is telling me there is an interesting back story here spill It's no thing but............ A couple of weeks ago I was introduced to a half Italian bird and when I went to the bar, she'd moved seats and placed herself next to me. My mate Andreas seeing the danger started to talk loudly about Mrs P and her boyfriend (who wasn't there) and how big he was and how he liked his 'heavy metal' and so on...A is good at the warding off...Truth be known this irritated me a bit...And a big monster rose up in me and wanted to shout out "I am a free man!!!" We moved on to a couple of other bars and I started to drink heavily and before long she was sitting in me lap and gave me a peck on the cheek and later a cheeky kiss (not a lingering one).... Anyway she texted me today and wants to meet this weekend for a smoke and a few Guniness. Tricky one. I see your dilemma- Guiness first then smoke, or vice versa. If Mrs. P has a boyfriend, what's the beef? No the girl has... Huge geezer and a bit mad with it. Leather jacket an all that... Ah. Run awaaaaaaay! (after you've bummed her)

My Parky-sense is telling me there is an interesting back story here spill It's no thing but............ A couple of weeks ago I was introduced to a half Italian bird and when I went to the bar, she'd moved seats and placed herself next to me. My mate Andreas seeing the danger started to talk loudly about Mrs P and her boyfriend (who wasn't there) and how big he was and how he liked his 'heavy metal' and so on...A is good at the warding off...Truth be known this irritated me a bit...And a big monster rose up in me and wanted to shout out "I am a free man!!!" We moved on to a couple of other bars and I started to drink heavily and before long she was sitting in me lap and gave me a peck on the cheek and later a cheeky kiss (not a lingering one).... Anyway she texted me today and wants to meet this weekend for a smoke and a few Guniness. Tricky one. I see your dilemma- Guiness first then smoke, or vice versa. If Mrs. P has a boyfriend, what's the beef?

Mrs. Fist has agreed that when Salma finally succumbs to the barrage of filth and cockshots, I'm allowed a "free one". *torrent of emails breaks Internet*

Looky , no touchy. Bit flirt is good for the soul.