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Monkeys Fist

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  1. If he looks in to the number of deaths directly related to the price-fixing of grain practised by his owners family business, he’ll have to join a convent as repentance. Makes Saudi look like some schoolyard bully nicking kids dinner money in comparison.
  2. If nothing else, I’ve learned from these last few pages that I won’t get stoned to death in Saudi Arabia, legally anyway, and that I was breaking the law in 1994. Every days a school day, marras.
  3. Difference between a bucket of baby guts and a bucket of sand? Can’t gargle sand.
  4. There was an article in the BBC site of him whining about how his racist murderer brother was hard done to. Utter twat, tbh. Found it. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-67582077 CBATR- Barton blames his cousin for his brother’s jailing, when they both killed a black lad , Anthony Walker, with an ice axe.
  5. Since they’re all such earnest humanitarians, opposed to any and everything involving MBS and his associated businesses, I’m guessing this part of Ready To Groom will be shutting down permanently, since … “In December 2020, Mohammed invested money into Take-Two Interactive, Electronic Arts, and Activision Blizzard through Saudi Arabia's sovereign wealth fund. The investments amounted to 14.9 million shares in Activision Blizzard, 7.4 million shares in Electronic Arts, and 3.9 million shares in Take-Two Interactive.” Just three biggest game companies on the market.
  6. Funny as fuck, but humiliating? To be humiliated you have to have a sense of shame, something our current incumbents very obviously don’t possess.
  7. If I’m playing as a fit Latina, I’m going to be picking up hookers until my digital tongue falls off.… … and then smashing their heads in for my refund, obvs.
  8. Joking aside, I think you’re doing Simon Grayson a disservice here.
  9. Maybe I should’ve qualified my “half-decent” bit, aye. “ Half-decent, for that lot”.
  10. They’re fucking mental if they think even a cunt like Solskaer, never mind Conte, would be remotely interested in them. The last half-decent gaffer they had was Coleman, over 5yrs ago, and that went…well Tbf fair, most of the knuckles in that thread know this too.
  11. https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/conte-lopetegui-or-solksjaar.1621214/#post-39588821 Denied!!!!
  12. Imagine forgetting Wor Rod, or Peruvian Gaz as he’s known to his mates. Shocking.
  13. Kids, according to the so-called accountant.
  14. Did the fascist Di Canio come before or after the club knowingly played and paid a paedophile? With all the inherent morality swirling around the SoS it’s easy to forget timelines.
  15. Look, for the sake of laughs, let’s pretend it is, shitey arse
  16. Aye. https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/after-paolo-di-canio-fiasco-what-now-for-once-proud-sunderland-8846625.html
  17. What do babies and an Etch A Sketch have in common? If you don’t like how it looks, you can shake it until it’s gone.
  18. If you get an attack of the old diverticulitis you can just let loose in your seat, too. Walk over to steward, point at your shite and say ” Clean that up. Marra”
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