Monkeys Fist

He’s just seen the buffet’s open.

No way Captain Excitement has even seen his wife’s tits, never mind snorting toot off some random pair.

Most violent book he’s ever read.

Babestation. 10 minute free view.

Viz, keeping it simple since whenever.

@Rayvin Its time to hit to hit the “hide entire forum” button mate.

Any hole’s a goal! ( Yes, it’s both NSFW and very NSFL). edit; fixed… I’m so sorry

Maybe it is, have you seen his Mrs? * * no, neither has he!!!

We could adopt mackem behaviour and go private. But, we’d run the risk of then unleashing a tsunami of filth.

Aston Villa: Women's team 'dreading' WSL opener because of sweat-drenched shirts https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/66932993

Ear-flicking little shits.

@RobinRobin

Btw, whoever advised him to go the Reality TV route obviously didn’t know his agent clearly hates him. Celebrity Cooking shows, Bake Off, Antique auction shite? … nah, send the little weasel off to eat kangaroo cocks for a few weeks with a pack of fellow cunts, then we’ll have him being terrified of some trained killers. Top work

Little bullshitter Aren’t ribs attached to the spine? Can’t have one without the other.

Mrs. F. insisted I watch The Woman in the Wall with her. Pleasantly surprised tbh. Brutal subject matter*, and Ruth Wilson playing another crazy lass ( no chebbage…boo!!). *It’s about the convent laundries and child trafficking

Are you going traditional and doing the tour in a skanky van?

They need to ditch “z cars” and come out to this.

More than the Tories?

Tbf, mooring fees, staffing, body disposal, and fuel have all risen sharply. One poor bastard could only afford a four-man kitchen brigade instead of the usual five. All in this together.

Hulk smash?

Si’thee lad.

Won’t that mean that the running of his Tower will have to be taken over, since the Trump Organisation will no longer exist? It’d be nice to think whoever takes over will insert a “ no proven rapists” clause in its new residency agreements, for the safety of those living there.

Each to their own, but on the day Queen Cunt says being discriminated for being gay or female isn’t enough reason to claim asylum, why are we dissecting Starmer’s weaknesses? These cunts are in power, now, and are destroying everything decent that we’ve ever stood for. Starmer is a bit grey, but ffs, he’s not a monster. Until we get PR, it’s a two-horse race, with the Lib Dem’s sucking off whoever promises them a bigger bag of sweets. The pressing issue right now, imo, is not what Labour might or might not promise to do in order to win back the red wall Tory cunts, it’s getting these fucking animals out of power asap. Deal with the replacement’s weaknesses afterwards. Rant over, as you were.