Monkeys Fist
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What was essembee’s (RIP) nickname for Lascelles? -
He’s just seen the buffet’s open.
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No way Captain Excitement has even seen his wife’s tits, never mind snorting toot off some random pair.
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Most violent book he’s ever read.
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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
Babestation. 10 minute free view. -
Viz, keeping it simple since whenever.
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@Rayvin Its time to hit to hit the “hide entire forum” button mate.
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Any hole’s a goal! ( Yes, it’s both NSFW and very NSFL). edit; fixed… I’m so sorry
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Maybe it is, have you seen his Mrs? * * no, neither has he!!!
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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
We could adopt mackem behaviour and go private. But, we’d run the risk of then unleashing a tsunami of filth. -
Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
Aston Villa: Women's team 'dreading' WSL opener because of sweat-drenched shirts https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/66932993 -
Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
Ear-flicking little shits. -
@RobinRobin
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Btw, whoever advised him to go the Reality TV route obviously didn’t know his agent clearly hates him. Celebrity Cooking shows, Bake Off, Antique auction shite? … nah, send the little weasel off to eat kangaroo cocks for a few weeks with a pack of fellow cunts, then we’ll have him being terrified of some trained killers. Top work
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Little bullshitter Aren’t ribs attached to the spine? Can’t have one without the other.
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Mrs. F. insisted I watch The Woman in the Wall with her. Pleasantly surprised tbh. Brutal subject matter*, and Ruth Wilson playing another crazy lass ( no chebbage…boo!!). *It’s about the convent laundries and child trafficking
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Are you going traditional and doing the tour in a skanky van?
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They need to ditch “z cars” and come out to this.
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More than the Tories?
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Tbf, mooring fees, staffing, body disposal, and fuel have all risen sharply. One poor bastard could only afford a four-man kitchen brigade instead of the usual five. All in this together.
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Hulk smash?
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Won’t that mean that the running of his Tower will have to be taken over, since the Trump Organisation will no longer exist? It’d be nice to think whoever takes over will insert a “ no proven rapists” clause in its new residency agreements, for the safety of those living there.
