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Everything posted by Monkeys Fist
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So as you stand up, a trickle of liquidated shit dribbles down your scrote and tails off on the shaft unnoticed? Nowt liquid about my dung. Eat more fibre matey. Sitty Downers = Squirters.
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See, I adopt a "crouching Tiger" stance. The feet stay firmly planted, butt parts company with bog seat, but the all important cheek separation is maintained by the Ninja stance.
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What's your exact method Gemmill, do you go betwixt the legs, frontally, or is it a rear approach?
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is it racist too ? The Jocks aren't a race, more an evolutionary mistake.
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I meant Jan, but if HF wants to go Jap, fill yer boots.
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You mentioned pics
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I want to know what Jan was doing hanging round an overgrown graveyard? Clearly not looking for stiffs.
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fuck me! I'll keep an eye out for the Bush Meat Butchers stall.
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Yo , Who is you calling blud, you jive assed,cracker bitch? Don' make me come ova there...
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Might nip in myself tomorrow if I get a flyer. You've got me hankering for dead marsupial.
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I've not been there this year tbh. How much are they asking for the 'Roo steaks?
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Garden landscaping? Charity Fundraiser.
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The Kangaroo is tasty too. I used to have the steaks in Fox Talbot restaurant, never had Springbok like.
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What did you think of it Johnny? It's quite strongly flavoured. Had a lot of boar pate and sausage in France.
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Shifted some massive birds nests, jet washed a building, all with a little abseiling thrown in. My hoop is throbbing
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ah christ i hate them, especially the ones who try and use some sort of banter to draw you in. Normally i'd ignore em like but i couldn't resist the one that hassled me last time i was in cardiff waiting on someone Flyer Gimp : "ah hey man nice shirt, ac/dc are awesome i love John Bonham! i seen them in cardiff last year" Me: "Ah cheers man big fan then aye?" Flyer Gimp: "yeah! oh hey your not from around here" Me: "naw, here ya know something else?" Flyer Gimp: "whats that!" Me: "the guy on my t-shirt you're thinking of Bon Scott, John Bonham was in led zep" Flyer Gimp: "oh yeah yeah here we're doing this deal..." Me: "ah just one more thing, the guy on my shirt is neither of them that's angus young, and unlike the other two is still alive" Flyer Gimp: "err aye, well i had a go!" Me: "you did" *puts headphones back on and waited for him to take the hint he'd failed miserably to establish a rapport*
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Nothing from Kevin for a while. Do you think they got the little winnit? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-15284199
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Haven't read the thread, but I'll add; Raging Bull Scarface The Elephant Man Bladerunner Blood Simple Full Metal Jacket Mississippi Burning Once upon a Time in America ( takes as long to type it as watch it!) Mona Lisa Platoon Edit; And I know it was made in '79, but I didn't see it til a few years later, so I'm having Apocalypse Now.
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Cancel it mate. Seriously. You'll be far better off staying in the city centre or Jesmond, the Novotel is stuck on a roundabout next to the A1, other than Mcd's your fucked for food etc. Try Laterooms