Monkeys Fist

If any bloke on here admits to sitting down to piss, I will hunt them down and mercilessly laugh and point at them.

Aye, so ye have , to be sure, so it is. At all at all. Bejaysus. Begorrah.

Tuscan bean soup. http://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/tuscanbeansoup_82379 I've made it with canned beans and it's fine.

Shit Geordie accents on telly- Michael McIntyre being the prime, murderous rage inducing example.

He should've left the "in Cider" bit off.

This is how Ray Mears does it. http://www.thespeciousreport.com/2007/v704b_one_sheet.html And he stands proudly whilst he " does the digit"

I meant inspecting your turds, not the resulting artwork on the paper.

Aye, it'll start in Pallion though. Rapists, drive-by shootings, assaulting cripples, incest. It's made for it tbh.

If they go for gritty, urban decay and despair, with underlying racial and immigrant tension then it has to be… GTAyuh5 Sunderland

Says the Tourettes Kid.

How do the sitters view their efforts? Part & parcel of stretching the nipsy is having a look at the results. And, sitting, how do you avoid getting shit in your minge when you wipe, you freakish ladyboys?

Keeps a tidy growler.

Meths.

Chuckling, having just read the "popular tags" box on the main page

There's scabby giraffes there too man!

Kevin.......a builder.......... .........

It's canny as it happens, went recently with extended family. The big rides are here... http://www.flamingoland.co.uk/park/rides.html

One fitting that exact description walked past me today on Leazes Lane. Not only speaking incredibly loud, but ridiculously fast then trailing of on the last word. " Ayebutthebitchsaystomethattheyaregonnastopme bennnnerrrrrrfiiiiittts" If I'd had a gun…

Kevin on the ropes, comes out fighting… Like a girl.

Do you use the Back Scuttle Shuttle?

Its a fucker of a commute from Amsterdam to Derry call centre mind Kevinho.

Btw, his syrup is fucking appalling.

Relax Luke , it's only words.

Bad Aids but staying alive.

Neither. He's a Mongol living in Norn Iron.