Monkeys Fist
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7 minutes ago, NJS said:
See also:
Martin "I followed Sunlun as a boy" O'Neill.
Steve "I'm coming home" Bruce.
Dick "Lovely flowers you sent the wife lads" Avocaat.
Paulo "FTM" Di Canio.
Etc. Etc.
Also
Lee “ Who? “ Thompson
Rob “Works in Aldi” Potts
Alan “ YTS” McMichael
Reggie “ Not Will Still” Le Breves
* these might not be their actual names, but hey, close enough
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4 minutes ago, Toonpack said:
Oh aye don't call anyone "top man" either
Is Burtons the preferred nomenclature?
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5 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:
i'm going to a tiny festival in wales this weekend. activating full gremlin mode for 48 hours. doubt i'll get much sleep tonight i'm so excited. nothing beats dipping out of reality for a weekend
News just in from Suburban Drugs Hotline…
Let’s be careful out there
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3 minutes ago, Toonpack said:
Beer beer lutfen
Icky beer lutfen
Ooch beer lutfen
Dirt beer lutfen
This is just Wykiki after 2 half’s of shandeh !
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Cheeky fucker has more front than Christy Canyons.
Are we not acknowledging “The Don” anymore, and his sidekick the Snake Oil Salesman?
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According to the report released today, one of the main reasons our pandemic response plan wasn’t updated after an exercise in 2016 showed flaws- too busy “planning” for Brexit.
So not only was the Brexit planning an utter waste of time and money, but it played a contributory part in the deaths of 227,000 UK citizens.
The entire fools gallery of chucklefucks who pushed for it, starting with Farage, and followed by Mogg, Johnson, Francois, and the rest, should be slammed in jail for treason.
Oops, we can’t , because the fucking jails are full.
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1 hour ago, The Fish said:
Is it wrong that I looked at the drive from here to there, (6 hours 44 minutes) and thought "Fuck all of that"? Going to use work and/or childcare worries as the excuse to swerve the funeral.
Not if you weren’t close, no.
Send a card.
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24 minutes ago, Renton said:
Aye, wykiki is spot on. There's no rule book for how you should feel. You feel what you feel, you can't and shouldn't be prescriptive about it.
Don’t listen to this bloke Fish, he’s got a “lifestyle” TV for his 2nd (!!!!) Reception room (!!!!!!!!!!!!).
Also, you feel how you feel.
Family you’re not close to is a tricky one, especially if it’s in circumstances outside of the norm. 👍
Listen to me- I have no reception room, nor tv in it.
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31 minutes ago, trophyshy said:
Born in Wallsend. Marra.
Was your dad a passing seaman with a supply of excess football strips though, marra?
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When did Stuart Pearce start playing bass for them?
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32 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:
How much has all this fucking pomp and ceremony cost the tax payer?
Buttons compared to 14 years of corruption.
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Would.
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4 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:
Stern Led Zeppelin. Shite game. Jokes on you.
Also, bloke has on a face mask, instead of a pair of dirty knickers.
Kids have finished Comedy Dave.
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3 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:
Imagine that cunt fist pumping the England crowd. I think I’d puke in my mouth.
He’d have to stop for a fag and relube after the first 10,000.
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30 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:
boring ✅unfunny ✅fat ✅cunt✅
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44 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:
Team sheets for Matthews testimonial. Best was only 19 at this point but it’s certainly contains some of the greatest European players of the era and in Eusebio, Di Stefano, Puskas and Yashin (possibly Gento too?) contenders for an all time world top 20. The likes of Pele are missing but that’s obviously travel related 👍
The lad under Pluskal was very well liked at the time.
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Every single Greggs savoury pastry product looks greasy enough to be able slip through your entire digestion system and out the other end in one piece.
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Does he cook his Weinidogs in hot water, or does he reheat them in the popty ping?
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4 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:
https://x.com/callummcfcdonk/status/1812930441776971879?s=46&t=hRvO1DcFPkz8iRb2xP6ivwLooks like they are using a fake pic/profile.
Poor fucker!
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Read Barry’s reply.
He’s no geologist.
This has ti be a parody account- nobody is that fucking thick, are they?
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17 minutes ago, aimaad22 said:
For once it's a good thing some of us don't know how to embed tweets
I’ve edited it, so that everyone can see the vile hateful shite this cunt is posting.
It genuinely staggers me, and also leaves me baffled, as to how someone from a country like ours can end up so fucking ignorant.
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22 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:
Jesus titty fucking christPrecisely.
This cunt is just spouting absolute racist bile.
I’ve reported several of his posts, including this one, but I very much doubt anything will be done.
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34 minutes ago, Jimbo said:
has anyone got a spare room?
Depends.
Is your lass coming too?
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5 minutes ago, ohhh_yeah said:
I thought the reply below had to be a parody account, then I looked at his other posts.
How the fuck is this shit not in violation of the racism policies of twitter?
Yes , I know Musk has 100% red -pilled, but this is a global company- you can’t just let cunts like this spread their bile with no repercussions.
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Allan Saint-Maximin
in Newcastle Forum
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ASMd YP