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Everything posted by Monkeys Fist
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Even so, is there a large bolt-on market in Zambia?
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Just wait until this approach crosses over in to your dress sense. My kids refuse to go out with me since the kilt and Crocs debacle…
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If I was a gambling man, I’d put good money on them owning either a pug or a miniature Yorkie.
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Anthony Gordon Handsome Winger Man
Monkeys Fist replied to Ayatollah Hermione's topic in Newcastle Forum
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He did, it’s just that the gravity of Maguire’s head draws all smaller objects towards it.
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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
That’ll only come with lots of repetitive practice. You asked and you shall receive. -
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If anyone hasn’t heard of Mansa Musa, I’d genuinely recommend looking him up- bloke was living the billionaire life whilst we were arguing over whether Berwick was English or Scottish. Dude was so rich, that when went on Hajj from his home in Mali to Mecca, his gift-giving on the way was so extravagant that he crashed the price of gold in places like Egypt.
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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
I love how much puns bring out the seethe in Gemmill, but, as far as things to get angry about, it’s all about scale(s). Fin. -
Sorry, I know the bloke’s dead and that, but I just cannot hear the name Nipsey Hussle without immediately thinking about an over-clenched arsehole. RIP an’ whatevs.
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Anthony Gordon Handsome Winger Man
Monkeys Fist replied to Ayatollah Hermione's topic in Newcastle Forum
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When my laddie was about 4-5, he got a tape measure in his Christmas cracker. I showed him how it worked, which he understood pretty much instantly, he’s a bright lad. Measured my head diameter- about 25-26 inches. Measured his, but went from the other end of the tape- I got him to put his finger on the tape , then read it out to us. 52 inches or so. He was absolutely convinced, but utterly confused, that he had a monumentally large head. This went on, every Christmas, until he finally sussed it when he was 10 Both Jenas and Wallace would surpass his false bonce measurement, genuinely, by a significant margin, the fucking massive-headed, creepy fucking nonces that they are. (If I had to choose which of the two I was most pleased about being publicly humiliated, it’s the one with the 90° angles to their ultra large cranium. )
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Farage will take it, balls deep, because he’s essentially a political whore. Whoever pays him the most, that’s who he supports. The man who is pretty much responsible for Brexit was an MEP for 21 years. Annual pay for MEPs starts at £107k Pa, with a £5k monthly allowance. The least he made was £2.3 million Grifters will grift.
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I fucking wish. Ask me how I spent New Years Day.
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Not even 5 dollah?
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Anthony Gordon Handsome Winger Man
Monkeys Fist replied to Ayatollah Hermione's topic in Newcastle Forum
Ibrahim will be just waking up… -
Saved you posting this in 10 minutes. Btw,
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KCG letting us know which porn category he makes a bee-line for, here.
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I find the fact you’ve used a Vietnam War gif here physically painful. Anyway, I tend to agree with HMHM about this. 5-0 to us, 10 on aggregate
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Missed this as I was grafting last night so sleeping. I’ve just read the thread without knowing the result, and, as funny as this place is, here’s a clue to the highlight. Hats off to Gemmill’s FIL, top bombing.
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Me and Mrs. F. have been rewatching Him and Her on iPlayer. If you’ve not seen it, get it watched.
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You want a Lilemani 300xd.
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I could’ve sworn the game was at sunderland, mind.