Monkeys Fist

Also Lee “ Who? “ Thompson Rob “Works in Aldi” Potts Alan “ YTS” McMichael Reggie “ Not Will Still” Le Breves * these might not be their actual names, but hey, close enough

Is Burtons the preferred nomenclature?

News just in from Suburban Drugs Hotline… Let’s be careful out there

This is just Wykiki after 2 half’s of shandeh !

Cheeky fucker has more front than Christy Canyons. Are we not acknowledging “The Don” anymore, and his sidekick the Snake Oil Salesman?

According to the report released today, one of the main reasons our pandemic response plan wasn’t updated after an exercise in 2016 showed flaws- too busy “planning” for Brexit. So not only was the Brexit planning an utter waste of time and money, but it played a contributory part in the deaths of 227,000 UK citizens. The entire fools gallery of chucklefucks who pushed for it, starting with Farage, and followed by Mogg, Johnson, Francois, and the rest, should be slammed in jail for treason. Oops, we can’t , because the fucking jails are full.

Not if you weren’t close, no. Send a card.

Don’t listen to this bloke Fish, he’s got a “lifestyle” TV for his 2nd (!!!!) Reception room (!!!!!!!!!!!!). Also, you feel how you feel. Family you’re not close to is a tricky one, especially if it’s in circumstances outside of the norm. 👍 Listen to me- I have no reception room, nor tv in it.

Was your dad a passing seaman with a supply of excess football strips though, marra?

When did Stuart Pearce start playing bass for them?

Buttons compared to 14 years of corruption.

Would.

Also, bloke has on a face mask, instead of a pair of dirty knickers. Kids have finished Comedy Dave.

He’d have to stop for a fag and relube after the first 10,000.

The lad under Pluskal was very well liked at the time.

Every single Greggs savoury pastry product looks greasy enough to be able slip through your entire digestion system and out the other end in one piece.

Does he cook his Weinidogs in hot water, or does he reheat them in the popty ping?

Poor fucker!

Read Barry’s reply. He’s no geologist. This has ti be a parody account- nobody is that fucking thick, are they?

I’ve edited it, so that everyone can see the vile hateful shite this cunt is posting. It genuinely staggers me, and also leaves me baffled, as to how someone from a country like ours can end up so fucking ignorant.

Precisely. This cunt is just spouting absolute racist bile. I’ve reported several of his posts, including this one, but I very much doubt anything will be done.

Depends. Is your lass coming too?

I thought the reply below had to be a parody account, then I looked at his other posts. How the fuck is this shit not in violation of the racism policies of twitter? Yes , I know Musk has 100% red -pilled, but this is a global company- you can’t just let cunts like this spread their bile with no repercussions.

Aye, that’s the one… sorry for any related shite to the absolute thunderous wanker Liddle.