Monkeys Fist

Son is getting on to 7a’s ( not bad for 14), his mate is around 5b-c.

Canny shiner on Gordon.

I’ll be dipping out of this thread soon as my lad and his daft mate will want picking up from Chilli Rd. at some point soon, no doubt. They’ve been climbing at Byker and are on a pizza hunt. ffs

Tsaoman Hayman? ROR…Raterz!

I think it was Micky Burns against Man City in the 1975 FA Cup 3rd round. We won 2-0, Geoff Nulty got the winner. I was 6, and I could just see over the top of the little pitchside trench, stood in the West Stand not far from the tunnel.

Are you one of these Forrins? #mugrighter

Wynn Davies, with the opener in a 2-1 win away to the Hibbies in a pre-season friendly. Sat. 03 August 1968.

Hon hon hon.

Is it a Japanese porn site?

Mrs. F. threatened to leave me if I didn’t stop constantly quoting Oasis lyrics. I said “Maybe”.

Even so, is there a large bolt-on market in Zambia?

Just wait until this approach crosses over in to your dress sense. My kids refuse to go out with me since the kilt and Crocs debacle…

If I was a gambling man, I’d put good money on them owning either a pug or a miniature Yorkie.

“She”

He did, it’s just that the gravity of Maguire’s head draws all smaller objects towards it.

That’ll only come with lots of repetitive practice. You asked and you shall receive.

If anyone hasn’t heard of Mansa Musa, I’d genuinely recommend looking him up- bloke was living the billionaire life whilst we were arguing over whether Berwick was English or Scottish. Dude was so rich, that when went on Hajj from his home in Mali to Mecca, his gift-giving on the way was so extravagant that he crashed the price of gold in places like Egypt.

I love how much puns bring out the seethe in Gemmill, but, as far as things to get angry about, it’s all about scale(s). Fin.

Sorry, I know the bloke’s dead and that, but I just cannot hear the name Nipsey Hussle without immediately thinking about an over-clenched arsehole. RIP an’ whatevs.

If you had to guess whose career stats this represents, who would it be?

When my laddie was about 4-5, he got a tape measure in his Christmas cracker. I showed him how it worked, which he understood pretty much instantly, he’s a bright lad. Measured my head diameter- about 25-26 inches. Measured his, but went from the other end of the tape- I got him to put his finger on the tape , then read it out to us. 52 inches or so. He was absolutely convinced, but utterly confused, that he had a monumentally large head. This went on, every Christmas, until he finally sussed it when he was 10 Both Jenas and Wallace would surpass his false bonce measurement, genuinely, by a significant margin, the fucking massive-headed, creepy fucking nonces that they are. (If I had to choose which of the two I was most pleased about being publicly humiliated, it’s the one with the 90° angles to their ultra large cranium. )

Farage will take it, balls deep, because he’s essentially a political whore. Whoever pays him the most, that’s who he supports. The man who is pretty much responsible for Brexit was an MEP for 21 years. Annual pay for MEPs starts at £107k Pa, with a £5k monthly allowance. The least he made was £2.3 million Grifters will grift.

I fucking wish. Ask me how I spent New Years Day.