Monkeys Fist

Can I just say that it's impossible to stalk anyone starring in a pantomime.

Ys. Crrct.

What did Josef Fritzl like to do at Halloween? Pumpkin

Does J69 breathe through his cock then?

Liverpool will not be on my Christmas card list.

I'd settle for a shed.

Oxford! Of course. Here's an old one- name an English league side who's name starts with 5 consonants.

Wrexham- knocked Spartans out of the Cup when my friends Dad played for them.

Exeter Crewe Alexander Halifax Town I'll get back to you for the other two.

My boyhood hero had a canny start.A Mr. M. MacDonald.

The only work was seasonal. Approaching 30, I looked at the blokes 5-10 years older than me still working and they were all sad cases. Met Mrs. Fist, came home, started again. It was an absolutely fantastic time, we've been back on holiday and when the nippers are older we'll take them. If business carries on growing, my aim is to buy a property there.

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These are more or less the views I woke up to for most of my twenties. That and "Seins pert".

Yong?

Would've saved him a 10 stretch if he'd just used his…

The power of youth

"fuuuuuck!"

I'd suggest you change the order of play.

There must be place for the Bald Mentalist Supersub, Shirley?

Nikos? I know he was shite but bagged against the 6 finger mob.

You mention Nottingham/Leicester being near(ish). Could you shift there but have your lass keep her job and travel? Have you considered university/ further education, with a part time job? Failing all that , is your lass fit? Get some jive-ass threads and hit the streets

Might do, might not! Skint but they reckon it's going to be a cheap affair, one lads driving then cans in flat with fifa 12* then out for the night *Oh how it haunts me! Which is the same weekend you had planned alone, but with booze and mates. Get gone. You might wake up tomorrow dead

Good luck Crazy Foo!

Is this an option for you? You're in your mid twenties, sounds like the only tie you have is your lass. Would she move ? If she's willing to , this could be a new start for you both.