Monkeys Fist

Cushty

So there I was, at 2am Sunday gone, furiously rubbing boot polish into my dick, when the mrs. reminded me I'm dyslexic. " You're meant to turn the clock back, idiot".

Though you already had. Maybe I have She's known over here to be a 'nobody' from Mossley in Manchester which is right where I lived for 10 years or so! Funny, I thought it was all about her body! btw you probably should review your nuts comment in light of the above. Giggedee Goo

Blaaaan oot! I'm a busy man charva, hew!

Wasn't that us?

Good luck with that Shy bairns get nowt and all that... So, err, if she's busy like, fancy a Monkey Hump? Mebbes. Meet you in the subway near the offies. Bring some 20/20 and I might be persuaded... Where were you then? Sat there for ages with 10 Regal and a bottle of Red 20/20 in a state of priapic anticipation for hours. Poor show woman! Poor show!

About 8.30 last night I was so fucked off I turned all the lights and ignored everyone.… My Lighthouse, my rules. Fuck the ships.

Get yourself to the Doctor Wykiki, you're clearly not yourself

41 and fit as a butcher's dog Roll on December's Esquire

We want video! Get a norwegian tv2 sumo subscription! You're also the closest person to be able to claim a free nosh from Saltwater...let us know if he's any good. Salty is out this very moment,gagging on tramps

Never, that was our first PL win at their dump tonight I believe

Get fucked

We want video!

Q:Whats the difference between Pulis and a dirty Paedo?

20/20? posh tart!

LOL.......got to admit tactically Pardew really impressed today. I've some humble pie to eat as I wasn't a fan when he first came but he's won me over. Pie free zone here.

The team should send Pulis a Christmas present

Good luck with that Shy bairns get nowt and all that... So, err, if she's busy like, fancy a Monkey Hump?

Poetry Sir, Poetry.

Also a year ago today since we put 5 past our extra-digited neighbours. Happy Anniversary.

Fucking Class.

3rd and unbeaten in the league. I'm going to ring Salma and ask if she fancies a bit rough. You never know!

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! X3

PELANTY!