Monkeys Fist

Am Bi Dextrous?

I could give a definition of simulacra which would look just like the real thing.

Feel free anyone. On my phone and it's a fuck on !

I fucking knew you'd be.

Not only I am a master of suspense, but I…

Burn the dooders

Burn the witches!

10% of the population are lefties. (Right) hands up if you are one of these freaks? Heres the good news for you… http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/125008

Tra la la La la-la la

Colo- always first to graft.

It's not bad, she's hung like CT.

On the desk at the back left, below the Kevin Keegan book 4 bottles of man stink.

WTF happened here then? Just got back from grafting in Stockton- no phone ( left it at home ) or radio so just seen the result. Jesus titty fucking Christ!

* checks Vaseline stocks*

I did warn you.

Black Like Me? Not yet mate, been extremely busy work wise.

And his Dad is a Kamel.

Word of advice, if you were inclined to google image search "monkeys cumface", for an amusing image response, put safe search on first. You'll thank me.

Because its my cumface

Aye, but wee Martin is their new messiah, because he has an safc tattoo on his arse. FACT. SMB 5-1 etc etc. *posted RTG stylee*

It's Jihad baby!!

Boom!