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Wombat walks into a bar Batman says " What'll it be?" Wombat says " Nowhere near, get to fuck"

Were you banned like Leazes, first I'd heard. What happened?

10 points to Mr. Bass.

Davide and conker , or something.

Fucking isn't Nor is it a hedgepig.

No.

10 points to the first to guess what beasty this is

i would also imagine from it's location it'll be rammed with fanny from the BT callcentre next to it. Bionic Gem, can you confirm it's minge rating?

It's not actually in Gosforth btw, it's on a business park beside Longbenton Estate. I've only been there to meet a client for coffee, buts it's a purpose built job if that helps any.

Love ya longtime, Pud (and Deaders) You still got the ones I gave you? Aye, me too,purely for research purposes of course

I've never committed criminal damage in my life, well once when I was young and daft but no one ever found out, but I'm telling you now. The sign on the wall beside the stairs on Barrack Road, St James' Park, if they put Sports Direct Arena there I will go down and pull it down and I will. Bet you don't. If you do I will pay your fine I'll youtube it. Wear this, Bruce will get the blame

Sums up the entire fiasco in 5 words Love the description of his walk to the ground mind

History Today with Professor Robert Shinton and Professor Chez Given. Professor Shinton: You see....Mike Ashley. Professor Given: I am aware of his work. Professor Shinton: You see ....his engorged man boobs and big double chin. That's you that is. That's your mum. :icon_lol:

go back to cleaning your windows man Will do Sweetcheeks is that you Do I get you hard, big boy?

You've got to be some kind of scumbag to either sell or buy memorial plaques as "scrap". Not to mention fucking desperate.

So, all arguments and pettiness aside, in case anyone needs reminding today is Armistice Day, 2 minutes silent remembrance for all who have fallen since WW1, if you are able to. Chances are everyone on here has a relative who died in one of the two World Wars, whether you are aware of it or not. Would be nice if no one posted for 2 minutes either, but that's up to you lovely boys and girls

I can tell you exactly which company erected the exterior signs. Local too, Tyne Valley based. PM, mate?. Me fatha works down the Valley and I live in Lobley Hill. Not in any of that business, just curious S Holliday Sign Erecting, I believe. No such thing as bad publicity eh?

ST wouldn't be a problem as I no longer have one

Cheers for the advice Manc It's something I've been mulling over, but not sure if I could afford getting a record for it. And there'd be no chance of a quick getaway, too much gear involved. Back to the drawing board. Trophyshy might be onto something mind. But with shit instead of paint.

Aye, it's fucking breathtaking in it's crassness. So if I covered it with a banner, long enough to be filmed etc, then took it back down, I'd only be looking at a civil offence?

go back to cleaning your windows man Will do Sweetcheeks

Benton? Bit posh for me mate I reckon it wouldn't be too hard to get to the exterior signs. The Gallowgate end would be easier than the Milburn ones. And it would need to be done from the middle of a crowd, to give enough time to get out of reach. But do-able. Be interested to know what the OB could charge me with? So long as no damage was done, i.e. cover the signs with a banner as opposed to vandalise them, would a crime have been committed? Any of the Legal boys able to advise?

I've never committed criminal damage in my life, well once when I was young and daft but no one ever found out, but I'm telling you now. The sign on the wall beside the stairs on Barrack Road, St James' Park, if they put Sports Direct Arena there I will go down and pull it down and I will. See, this is where they've been a bit canny- the exterior signs are too high to be defaced. My guess is that the big sign earmarked for the Gallowgate will have the words " Arena" , "Direct" and " Sports" prominently placed. Again, too high to be vandalised, impossible to miss. Utter, utter cunts. This is where you have the chance to make a name for yourself though. Nothing is to high for you, coupluh ropes nee bovva at aal. I could get to them, getting off the ground would have to be done sharpish like. Problem is that entire ground is covered by CCTV. You going to stand my bail ?

Got anymore Sweet David pics?

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