Monkeys Fist

It was in a "Gastro Pub". Says it all about the "Fans". ( If it happened, I'd guess it was that new bar in The Sandman Hotel, the old S&N building.)

Same tune: It's been St James Park Since Noah built his Ark So fuck of Fatman You're a cunt.

What's the betting , within a month Lee Ryder will print that. As it happens, I'm quite prepared to stick with the Back Stabbing, Players Wife Shagging, Gambling-Debt Riddled Cunt. Who else would take it up the stinker like he does?

Spent a few winters boarding in the Swiss Alps. There are few things better than cresting a ridge to access an untouched backwoods bowl after a fresh dump of powder.

What odds on his heart "giving him gyp" around about New Year? Unfit to stand trial etc. Dodgy Basturt.

Fuck Right Off You Jammy Twat

I was actually referencing Scrooge, you daft sod! But, I see where you're coming from on the Christmas Past thing for Fatty the Flounce… Ant, do your duty

At first I thought that pharmacist was leaving the game, but on second thoughts it looks like a stick up and that poor kid's going to to lose his bovril money. Lucky Luke going Ninja Mugger Bought my first pair of rock climbing boots from Wild Trak when it was in there.

I'll bet Deader's right arm is like He-Man's thighs.

Any chance you can apply this to all Leazes/Toonpack bore-fest quotathons? Replace with perhaps?

Given this weeks events, spotted this on draught at the post-graft watering hole and had to try it …and a lovely pint it is too. (Yes ,Insane Old Git, I am in a pub. )

Pasted that link just now and it seemed fine. This makes me giggle like a bairn

Brilliant. http://www.toontastic.net/st_james_park/SJP_forever.php

You're too generous TS. Has Christmas Past been to see you yet ?

Dibsy taster.

Good to hear it mate! I'd have sacked myself numerous times by now if I worked for me.…

Genius I tell ya, genius.

Deported. How'd your chilli festival go btw, just to be random?

Definitely going to be sports direct. Pictured you saying that ala Dustin Hoffman in Rainman.

Ashley is known to suffer from Nomatophobia

No, but they whipped out a survey quicker than neutrinos. A survey.

End of thread.

(Tidied point 10)

Getting his Wombat mate a pint, daft twat.