Monkeys Fist

Bernt Haas was criminally underused for comedy headlines imo

As mentioned , Joe Harvey deserves more than a poxy function room.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwZlyn1kOl8&feature=youtube_gdata_player

I think if neither one of you has posted a pic of Starbucks Girl by Friday, you should both be shot with shit.

Just clocked this. Suddenly it all fits into place.

look at the guys name on the left one up from the bottom hahahahah I'm sure he does.

Glad you're back Za za

Is Blatter seriously suggesting White footballers shake hands with niggers? FFS

What a prize bell-end. So when Spanish crowds are doing monkey chants at black British players, our lad should just go over and shake their hands? I suppose it explains the laughable fines FIFA dishes out for racism incidents.

don't do a paul wynn. BE STRONG because he was the load his mum should have swallowed How do you know about Wynn? He was long gone before you joined Wordplay Grumpyross.

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put in the microwave until it's Bill Withers.

He's interviewed in the show, bit of a lad

Watched a documentary on this bloke last night. https://www.mi5.gov.uk/output/documents-from-the-chapman-case.html Pretty incredible story.

Not enough Asians in the team.

middle quarter, not his feet If you're suggesting he may be of (stereo)typical Asian endowment, there's going to be a lot of disappointed fans on the #GayForCabaye hashtag. Expalins the popularity of the pencil grip over there.

I didn't know that. I like India, and I like Indians generally apart from when you ring Virgin Media. It was said a decade ago that Leeds, Bradford and Birmingham/Villa would produce Asian players, not sure what went wrong there. They're shite at football. My arms only come down to the bottom of my rib cage, less of the flid references please. Just a bit of armless fun man. A contradiction in terms for those of us who wish we could masturbate. You need one of these then Stumpy (SFW)

I didn't know that. I like India, and I like Indians generally apart from when you ring Virgin Media. It was said a decade ago that Leeds, Bradford and Birmingham/Villa would produce Asian players, not sure what went wrong there. They're shite at football. My arms only come down to the bottom of my rib cage, less of the flid references please. Just a bit of armless fun man.

So you'll wait til we're not doing well and then moan about it eh? Probably As well as a Toon fan, I'm also an SD employee. So. Yeahhhhhhh - Where's my SD title image icon? You a fan of Ronnie Coleman too? and anagrams? Nice avatar Salty

middle quarter, not his feet

:lol; Looks like Engelbert Humperdink too, definate porvort!

Would you class that as sitting or standing? Tough call. semi-recumbent?