Monkeys Fist

Eh?

Nice one. Have asked Pimp Daddy Hughton for one of his NUFC ones?

Cant see Mick Lowes ever using it mind.

Due to her appearances on the show, she's been asked to endorse a new Fatima Whitbread Breakfast Cereal. *may contain nuts*

Near Dosforth, dupid!

Watched Fatima showering on that jungle show , thinking " mustn't get a stiffy, mustn't get a stiffy!" She fucking did though.

It boils my piss that Radio Newcastle has the mackems on like. Anyone from outside the region might get the erroneous impression that sunderland wasn't a significant enough place to have its own BBC station , and that would be wrong , wouldn't it?

Mrs. Fist has been banging on about a night out for ages, so today while she was at work I had the locks changed. Sorted.

Opened this on my phone, scrolled up from the last post, and I knew from the kind of tarts he'd posted ,before I saw his avatar, that Wordplay/grumpyarse/ whateverhe'scalled had posted them. Having said that, I'd bang the crap out of no.3.

This tat is the biggest piece of shit I've ever seen in ink… http://www.buzzfeed.com/jpmoore/a-tattoo-artists-revenge-on-his-cheating-girlfrie?s=mobile

Can we build on these

Cunterdead?

Aye, but he went out on a raoul.

I've just been a bit sick in my mouth. Damn you !

Ah, Chrismort Day, sitting around in my dressing gown, drinking cans and eating chicken, watching the kids fishing in the moat. Lovely stuff

It was obvious to me even in the touched up pics but the one of her pre-photoshop sat in Ronnie Corbett's chair saying: "Whallop!" is surely all the proof you need Out of 10?

Outfoxed me there like

Leazes posts by his own ruels.

She's reminiscing about her fumbles with Des.

Chez- Mills & Boon writer.

Which is precisely what I'd be doing, therefore they look fit for purpose ( when being grasped by sweaty digits).

Would like a burger shot too mind, bet that's like a fucking gutted rabbit