Monkeys Fist

All day Happy Hour at Yates on a Friday- batten down the Mohammed sheds lads. It'll be messy.

Yes, I feast on icy poop.

Happy Birthday young fellow

I think alot of people agree with certain points Leazes makes regarding NUFC, I do. I like chocolate ice cream, but I don't want it shoved down my throat by the kilo for 5 years.

Oh, if only that were true (cut out the rest of the gibberish, before you bang on about QUOTING you " out" of context).

The saddest thing is, he actually believes himself. He completely misses the irony in HIM asking whether Baggio is going to post endlessly about something. Clarkson should take him outside.

It's like poking a toothless dog with a shitty stick. This is what happens when the Tories cut Mental Health Outreach programmes.

Bellenden Rd is full of helmets.

Leazes clearly sees nowt wrong with shouting racist abuse to total strangers on public transport. There's a shock [bus nutter]

Edit; fuck it. The Illuminati one !

The man shits theories- genius.

Donniie Darko wasn't it? [racist]

Her bairn looks Russian.

Have a good un Tom

Deaders is posh!! Canterhead!

Yeah, bloody pensioners, freezing away with impunity. Makes me thaw just thinking about it.

He was half hearted for us (you set em up and I'll knock em in) I suppose aorta respond but I need arrest.

What's he done like?

He's all heart that bloke.

What's JFK up to these days?

Fuck me- I thought Emlyn was Welsh