Monkeys Fist

Do you do Ju-Jitsu ?

The longest post in Toontastic history.

You should start a campaign to have Trololo man represent the Uk. I'd watch.

Going to get the tree from Hillheads Farm in half an hour, my 4yr old is coming along to " help" She is so excited- Christmas trees, farms, when I show her the video from Santa she will explode. http://www.portablenorthpole.tv/home Shields Christmas Market- any good? Going there after I've got the tree.

At least I'm not marrying a bloke. has MF been looking through the local transvestite's window again Want me to pop round your place Leazes? Afterwards, we can Eat Da Poo Poo

I won't send you a pic of my knackers

Don't blame you at all. Can I have your ticket, then? They're struggling to get rid of tickets, I believe. If it sells out there should be nigh on 150 pissed-up nurses, all in very few clothes in one room. I'm missing a trick here - it's one of my mates who is organising it and I'm sure she wouldn't notice a few non-medical types if they snuck in. I could make a fortune! Tickets please!

Not bad for a crack whore.

Not what you want after a biscuit

I've seen the future Meenzer, it's all Krankies.

Go on then TS.

I'd like to put it behind me now lads.

always the bridesmaid

They still talk about my Shepherd No.1 with reverence at Leazes' local.

Bitch slap avoided- well done

It was fantastic

Took my 4yr old daughter to the panto at Theatre Royal yesterday night. Fantastic!

poor bloke only has 5 fingers now

Deport the Terrorist Grandma

Maybe he was just freaked out by Fereday actually getting a shot on target

One of them looks like Wayne Fereday. He'd fuck Wayne too. Back on topic, the boyfriend- mortal drunk or just soft as shite?