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    I woke up suddenly last night , screaming “ Jesus tittyfucking Christ! My arsehole’s on fire!!” Mrs. F. said “ Ring Sting?” I said, through clenched teeth ” Ok, what’s his number?”
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    I don’t beleaf you.
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    Clucking Bell!
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    This is exactly the answer I’d expected from sheeple like you. 😉
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    You’d think the denpressure would have stopped it falling.
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    Have you noticed the Creature from the Black Lagoon in this?
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    What’s needled you?
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    Drove down Osbourne Road this afternoon and I was reminded of that bloke that designed the fjords in Norway. Absolute Sluttyblartfest.
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    The irony being, as I’ve already noted, Newcastle council have never had to ask us to stop shitting in the streets.
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    If I want your opineion I’ll ash for it.
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    Yo ma beech now!
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    @wykikitoon
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    I’d usually make a cutting remark, but you’ve put some graft in to that. Take a bough.
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    My apologies- didn’t realise you were a Trekkie. May the Force be with you.
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    Hagler let everyone know what was coming with his first shot. Lovely bloke, fucking beast in the ring.
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    Must be tough over there in Hobbiton hearing Gandalf has gone. Thoughts, prayers and Po-tay-toes.
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    Kimbo Slice.
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    Marseille become one of our feeder clubs- no European games for them.
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    Hagler - Hearns was one the greatest fights of all time, I’d say. Fucking insane. As for my rating. 1. Hagler 2. Hearns 3. Leonard 4. Duran
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    Best fight between any of the above?
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    You might be able to find the game on Saturday via one of these lot? https://worldsoccertalk.com/supporters-groups/newcastle-supporters-groups/
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    Are both ends of your alimentary canal still functional? If so, there you go.
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