Monkeys Fist

So Gloomys kids, what were your Dads last words? Well…err…

You can be as silver-tongued as you like, he’s not going to give it to you

Terrible thing amputation- you’re an inspiration to the rest of us one-handed browsers.

Don’t underestimate the influence of the Sholinator.

So Feyenoord, the mackems best forrin marras, have got two Mags playing for them… how many mackems are in their squad?

As someone said, Howe never tells the truth about injuries- why would he give his oppo the advantage?

Any luck yet ?

Looks nowt like me, cheeky mare!

Guaranteed the lad had his tongue sticking out as he was drawing it.

Since it’s been Christmas for the last two months, time to roll out a festive classic… David Bowie bumps in to Bing Crosby in heaven, and suggests they sing Little Drummer Boy for the angels and shit. Bing says ” I’d love to David, but I’m having trouble with my inflatable arsehole I had fitted just before I died” Bowie says ” No worries Bing I’ve got just the thing!” BC - “ A rubber bum pump?” DB - “ A rubber bum pump!” Both- “ A rubber bum pump”. Thank you and get fucked.

Main course, or main course and dessert?

Agreed. In my Dad’s particular case, he was gone, as a cognitive , aware person, just his body was fighting like fuck to stay alive. At that stage, there should be the option to end it kindly and quickly. When you’re looking at degenerative diseases like Alzheimer’s or Lewy Bodies Disease, where the mental capacity of the declines over time, then I can see that a more stringent set of checks and guidelines would be needed to avoid cases of abuse- you’ve just got to look at the family of that Capt.Tom to see how venal people can be with dead and dying relative’s money. None of which should stop the option being there for people who’ve just had enough pain, loss of dignity etc.

Jill Scott reminds me of Napoleon Dynamite.

She could be reading out an omelette recipe in Serbo-Croat, I’d still “watch”.

Alex Scott ticks all my boxes.

This is how it begins. I will not stand by while sossige apartheid rears its ugly head. I’m Cumberland and proud.

Keep things even?

I nominate you. He who rhymed it, crimed it.

Actual, paper tickets only too- digital cards don’t work because THE BOGTROTTER PUT A VIRUS in the pcs.

Great bacon kiosk though.

HRND VPR!

Monday night is Only Connect night chez Fist. Mrs. F. thinks I watch it because I’m an erudite, witty chap with a flair for lateral thinking. She’s right, but there’s two reasons I enjoy it. …

Spot The Conehead. If you win you get a 6 gallon voucher for the Lamb Bhuna kiosk in the Tony Blair stand.