Monkeys Fist

The Monks of Lindisfarne beg to differ Stevie.

Your spicy/sweet sticky sausages are getting done tomorrow Meenzer. Incredibly more ish.

I kept reading down and I thought you were going to say he was Jack The Ripper or summik, but this is even worse!!! FFS. The upside is that he only played for them twice, no goals, from what little info I can gather. Strangely though, he was on a set of 24 signed postcards of mackem players that was up for auction recently at Bonhams. Goes without saying that nee fucker bought them. He was called John Haggan btw.

How'd you go about doing that? Always been interested in it. First step is to get as much information as you can about your parents, grandparents, and great grandparents. You want names, including maiden names, birth and dates, siblings, children , what they did for a living, where they lived etc. Get as much as you can by quizzing your parents and grandparents if they are still around. Then you can take a number of options- the most time consuming option is to visit the record offices where your ancestors lived. If you've any miners in your family, Durham Mining Museum and Woodhorn have good sites where you can get info. The other option is to join a genealogy site. I'm on ancestry.co.uk. You can search census pages, military records, birth death and marriage registers etc, make your tree and link with other people researching common ancestors. The most recent full census records available is currently the 1911 one , and all previous ones. This is why you need as much info as you can initially, to get you back that far. Birth death and marriage registers are available from 2006 and before. Ancestry.co.uk. offer a 14 day free trial, which gives you full access. http://www.ancestry.co.uk/default.aspx?o_iid=41025&o_lid=41025&o_sch=Web+Property Have a crack at it, let me know how you get on and I'll give you any help I can.

Bump(s).

Leported.

Dude etc…

Sssh, you'll spoil it for Kevin and Wordplay man!

Kevin knows what his Da is giving him for Christmas, hence the rage. Use lube Kev, makes it easier.

Speaking of sucks… Did you get your festive hummer off your housemate?

Fuck me. Didn't some knacker get charged for saying less to Sammi Ameobi recently? Scouse loveliness shining through there.

Few quick points. If Andy Carroll called Evra a " Black Shortarse", there'd be no debate. Basing a comment on the colour of skin is racist. Simple as that. LFC's defense of Suarez, as laughable as it is tasteless, is entirely expected. It plays perfectly into their perennial victim mindset, and gives them this year's a) Cause to protest b ) Ready made excuse for their inevitable failure to win/place highly enough. Foetus mourning fuckwits.

Merry Christmas Leazes.

Lucky me! For you both, it's Naughty Nigella time again!

Good lass Cath, you're back on the " would use her shit for toothpaste" list. Sketchy for a bit there , mind.

Please tell me that's not a paper hockle catcher

on the wrong person though

Been doing my family history for a bit now. Uncovered some interesting stuff, tragic stuff, unearthed a few skeletons in the closet, but today I found out something truly horrific. A great uncle ( by marriage) played for the mackems in 1919-1920. I wish I'd never started.

That's why I wish I was you. Nails in the face of tits.

I wish I was J69. Honest.

Yo Ho Ho.

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