Monkeys Fist

I had a word with the Brizzle Massive, told them I’d set The Broken Doll on them if they didn’t show up in numbers. You’re my band now.

Even though there’s very few female posters, the place is still full of fannies. I also agree, though, that we could do with a few more splitarses signing up. I’ve no idea why there aren’t more?

Cheers LTA’s Dad. Do you do her paper round for her too?

I think it was shirts, not ties, but who knows?

Should’ve invited CT round for a light snack- problem solved.

I really enjoyed reading that, for precisely that reason. They really don’t like it up ‘em.

5-0. Longstaff getting all five.

Just the one bottle of wine tonight?

He looks like your man from Tears for Fears.

In the Corner with him!

Where did you go Wykiki, name and shame.

Tino’s head is gargantuan.

I’d go home first if I were you.

Pick that fucker out the net Miggy the beast.

Ftm marra

xTT 2.0

Are you wearing waterproof’s and walking boots?

The pair of them on that show are absolute strap-ons.

It’s very strange isn’t it, I was under the impression that Northumberland was brimful of MLF’s, according to them.