Monkeys Fist

We're all here. Parky's got a box. We bring our laptops. Don't tell anyone, I'm Sammi Ameobi

Blowing a hooly. Expecting precisely fuck all tonight.

She heard CT was a contestant.

Rest in Pieces. What?…

La Palma is on the back down though. Fish's arrival might just set it off.

Do I get my own personal Ameobi?

Ian fucking Rush. Cheers Kenny.

I have a tale about an Arsenal fan, swingers and the Trent. Will post it later when I've got time. Tease

There's really no secret CT. If you use swede, you'll get orange/yellow mash. Cut into equal pieces, steam until soft, mash it up with butter and black pepper. No need for liquidising it or cooking twice or other such bollix, it's really as simple as above. * cutting tip- cut the swede into four segments ( think Terry's choc orange) , then lay each segment on one of its large flat sides and cut it into 1-2 cm slices. This way you'll have roughly equal pieces which will all cook evenly*

How old is the teenager, and how long you got them?

May your feet be as soft as CT's cock. Happy New Year to you and Trophytits.

If he gets us back to Europe , he can shag my Mrs. Otherwise, …cunt

About that high heeled, boob spilling nurses outfit… All the very breast to you and yours you Nhs Minx.

Power mad.

Happy New Year you podiatry obsessed skin slicing weirdos. Nowhere else but here would that conversation happen May 2012 bring you all peace, health and contentment.

Aston Villa…

Book sharing Toontastic Love I am about to start Mans Search for Meaning You've started a beautiful thing I vote we name it the Wykikitoon Community Library.

Joined today Hi Dougie!

6ft or 6ft5, either way, 18+ stone? You porky bastard Deaders!

Besty has fulfilled one of your wishes. Guess which. http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?/topic/28394-the-belta-minge-thread-nsfw/page__view__findpost__p__1018081

Scrubbers! Filthy.

Happy New Year!

Pfft, part-timers