Monkeys Fist

No punch necessary for that , Sugarmoobs

I'll throw some of my poo at them.

I. McHunt, and one of our members is in there too.

It's likely they're not the earliest of risers- play them at their own game. 6.30- 7 am every morning, give them an hour or two of whatever music Mrs. Henda's parents are into. Classical always works well, long, continuous pieces with plenty of tempo changes ideally. Turn the volume up to eleven. Did this when we had party animals living above us in Wallsend, except I used Led Zeppelin and then Zappa on repeat when I left the house. Sharp works. If all else fails, raise a Toontastic posse and beat the living shite out of them.

In the kitchen, where else?

Please.... Blancito.

Aye, what was his crack? I just thought that was why we brought Perch, Best and Squidward on. You know just to say we can piss on you even when we have this shite on the pitch. Was that not why he did it like? I see your thinking

Aye, what was his crack?

"Two different versions" What a tit

Dalglish has leapt to her defense, T-Shirts are being prepared.

The only time anyone should be wearing a waist coat is if they're a professional snooker player tbh. Anyway, apparently Taylor hopes to get in the Team GB squad... Please God, not as the kitman.

mit die cameltoe,auch! Whats the crack with tucking ties into a waistcoat? If it's seen as fine, it fucking shouldn't be after this abomination.

Salty's 'weekend' persona.

Another one of Salty's BOBFOC's. . Eh? Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch

The anti Jonas brigade can …

Rice cake.

It's a name the Tramps use for us, thinking that it bugs us. Doesn't.

Another one of Salty's BOBFOC's.

I was alluding to the weight of your stellar personality, naturally. Tubby Bitch

Had this excellent dream last night that we handed Man U their arses on a plate. Oh, wait…

Is that you in your avatar like?

Why? Brilliant!

I went for the coldies, bursting now like

Go shoot some ducks, you huffy bugger