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Sleep on it.

I'm fine mate, just had a wee dram (note the singular ). Oh aye, and fuck off.

Braithrean gu siorraidh, and that.

The Macallan 10 yr old. *do they not scratch your throat a bit Leazes?*

They are missing out one of life's great pleasures- that moment, just after you start , having been bursting when you look up at the ceiling and say " Aaaaaaah!" Reinforces my suspicion of unnecessary toilet related sitting

Shit that mate. Would've been my brother's 35th birthday today. Trying to fill the day otherwise I'll end up angry and pissed.

If you do go, best let her know in advance. As you pull off the road and head up the driveway towards Matfen Hall, she might get the wrong idea, only to be gutted when you pull up outside the monkey shed.

No, horse- faces.

He had 99 problems …

Go Ape at Matfen Hall. Wrap up warm, takes a couple of hours, then follow Brock's advice. http://goape.co.uk/

I'd contribute to this

Energy Murambadoro! There's been some class African footballer names- Have-a-Look Dube, also Zimbabwean, Two-Boys Gladstone Gamede, Danger Fourpence,Bongo Christ, Johnny Moustache. Best ever, though has to be Ralph Minge.

Rock hand!!

Mor-NING!!!! NING!!! That Ho! Pip pip!!

Mor-NING!!!! NING!!!

I've got a van full of rubbish to get rid of. Any tips ?

Aye, there's a few recipes in my book for mole. Might give it a crack.

That one is a very, very bitter chocolate. Almost too bitter for normal eating. Think I'll be looking through my Green & Blacks cookbook for a cooking use for it.

Just about to have some of this http://www.hotelchocolat.co.uk/Purist-Bar--100-Dark-Organic--Hacienda-iara-Ecuador-P240065/ Nom nommitty nom

Looks lush that.