Monkeys Fist

I’d love to hear the mackem pronunciation of Diechmanns.

Burn and Longy are proper fugly, you madhead.

Jealousy won’t make it any bigger mate.

I fucking love drums, except when it’s your oppo’s fans banging the fuckers for the entire game.

In the name of thread equality- I salute you Sir!

Callumed YP

Decoy by Howe- Karius slipped into the ground in a bread crate.

You’d think at least one of them would know the words, like. Ultras my arse.

Someone turn the lights off when they lock the door at Tory HQ next year, please.

If the doctor asks your preferred pronouns immediately after examining you, it’s not a good sign.

Me too, and I had both legs amputated at birth.

So, are @Howmanheyman, @thebrokendoll, and @ewerk all meeting up for pre-match pints and a game of hide-and-hide from CT?

Well, it’s a lovely shade of orange so go for it.

It’s the same colour as his suit.

You can only play it if you’re dressed as the Lone Ranger?

One of his shithawk pals showed him this… ” Here, Percy, ya kite is aal awa the web mate” Percy now sucks in his belly when out on car-painting missions

No no no no no. The NE Top Dogs Trophy hasn’t been valid for 7 years at least. It ONLY gets awarded when the Morlocks win it.

Don’t you precede it with pizza? All angles covered I’d say.

Your joke????

How can you tell?

I wonder how many of the Micks are still 1- Alive 2- At liberty 3- Illiterate Unkal must be getting close to his 40s, which is ancient for a mackem.

Also a category on pornhub, so I’m told.

We like to keep it fluid, no labels. aka- haven’t got a scoobie which is which.

Watched the classic ‘96 Manure 5-0 in the Archer. When Albert chipped Schmeicel one of my mates jumped up, fist in the air, which went straight through the ceiling. The gaffer never got it fixed and it was named Albert’s Hole in his honour.