Monkeys Fist

COME! * * see other thread for the rest.

It’s in Dortmunds own interests to get their best possible result tonight, for their CL seeding- not to mention that they’ll be as up for smashing the fuck out of PSG as we were.

Good eye, sir, good eye. Although, truth be told, I hadn’t noticed the sossigez

I’d love to hear the mackem pronunciation of Diechmanns.

Burn and Longy are proper fugly, you madhead.

Jealousy won’t make it any bigger mate.

I fucking love drums, except when it’s your oppo’s fans banging the fuckers for the entire game.

In the name of thread equality- I salute you Sir!

Callumed YP

Decoy by Howe- Karius slipped into the ground in a bread crate.

You’d think at least one of them would know the words, like. Ultras my arse.

Someone turn the lights off when they lock the door at Tory HQ next year, please.

If the doctor asks your preferred pronouns immediately after examining you, it’s not a good sign.

Me too, and I had both legs amputated at birth.

So, are @Howmanheyman, @thebrokendoll, and @ewerk all meeting up for pre-match pints and a game of hide-and-hide from CT?

Well, it’s a lovely shade of orange so go for it.

It’s the same colour as his suit.

You can only play it if you’re dressed as the Lone Ranger?

One of his shithawk pals showed him this… ” Here, Percy, ya kite is aal awa the web mate” Percy now sucks in his belly when out on car-painting missions

No no no no no. The NE Top Dogs Trophy hasn’t been valid for 7 years at least. It ONLY gets awarded when the Morlocks win it.

Don’t you precede it with pizza? All angles covered I’d say.

Your joke????

How can you tell?

I wonder how many of the Micks are still 1- Alive 2- At liberty 3- Illiterate Unkal must be getting close to his 40s, which is ancient for a mackem.