Monkeys Fist

Whoever it was that started the notion of turning birthday parties from house based to "events"- you are a cernt and I hope you die a painful death. I've had to take Fistlet female to two this weekend and there's another fucker next weekend. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck it!

Bullitt

The Mission

Gone With The Wind The Grapes of Wrath

The Sitter And for balance… Stand Up

Enema at the Gates

Winner!

You can knot your poop?

Deep Impact

You dont know the half of it mate. Luckily the wife has become accustomed to it. However have just got in from the depressing match, straight into the garden to listen to the middle and youngest daughter excitedly looking at Jupiter, its bands and the four moons. Priceless tbf. Sounds like good stuff. Have a good look at the moon and tell me it isn't artificial.

A River Runs Through It.

Apoocalypse Now.

CT clearly has a hot young neighbour just moved in over the road, and has started this thread as " cover" to explain the arrival of his pervoscope to Mrs. CT. Blatant. Btw, I'd recommend the Meade Electronic Video Eyepiece- stunning clarity, you can make out individual pubes.

The Abyss

The book,( Alive byPiers Paul Reed) is well worth a read.

For a moment, I thought this was a " yes Gemmill".

" You Need Hands" Max Bygraves I Thangew

The Fish has it spot on. I'm no more lucky or unlucky than the next man, if I'm honest I think " luck" is a pile of bollocks. Everything I have really wanted in my life , I have gone out and got/done. I firmly believe that if you decide you want something, the only thing that can stop you getting it is you. I know that sounds like a line from some shit Yank " Lifechoice" seminar, but it's how I've lived my life so far. Ask yourself, " How much do I want *********** to happen?" If you decide it's something you want, think " What do I need to do to make this happen?" If all you come up with is obstacles and negativity, you've answered your first question. If you view it as a series of challenges, good luck, it may take time but you'll get there. If all else fails, have a stranger wank.

Shitty Shitty Bang Bang.

Pint or shot? Sahara or Atacama?

He was a veggie which is a far bigger crime IMO. Wonder if his poo-bitch had to be veggie too, or if meat sheet was alreet?

Given the shit sandwich he served to the world, it should be no surprise to learn Hitler was a Coprophile. Dirty bugger!

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